AHAHA

J.Lo’s #1 hater

[AHAHA @RealDanielaG]

Alita battle angel deserved better

[Isaac @Isaura_Ez]

Unfortunately a real coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb situation

[Your dark woke gen X dad. 🇵🇸 🇨🇺 @nastyriff]

If Macklemore spins up a Fuck Israel tour, woodstock style, with the help of sympathetic land owners, it would be an absolutely massive unifying cultural moment.

[⎊ ♡ 𝑒𝒿 ♡ ⎊ @OhMyEmz]

the most powerful words an artist with balls have ever said

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Figured I’d give this a shot

[Colin Hernandez for California Assembly @colindhernandez]

And he would STILL be one of the richest people on the planet.

Billionaires don't die if you tax them, vulnerable people do die if you take their healthcare away.

Vote YES on Prop 40.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me knowing everything is going to work out because I saw 11:11 on the microwave

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

outed myself as a young sheldon fan at the function last weekend you would have thought i said i fuck with hitler

[Guten Tag chile @AceRedBand1t]

Yall gotta stop recording people doing this. Do not contribute to the surveillance state. Might as well be snitching.

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

unbelievably pathetic aura from this guy - reminds me of the fat guy from superbad

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Remember when this used to be the worst fear of the right

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If MAGA endorses a third Trump term, I'm endorsing Mamdani for President, if we're breaking the rules, let's REALLY break the fucking rules.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

So when do I get my check because some of that is my money?

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

This is peak feminism since all the cops are using them for is to stalk and harass women

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Realizing that you can stay seated during the pledge because the Constitution overrules your middle school homeroom teacher was a formative experience for so many young activists

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

“He bought the app to save freedom of speech”

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[YourFavoriteGuy☭ @guychristensen_]

International law requires Zohran Mamdani to capture Netanyahu when he comes to NYC next week and hand him over to the ICC

[Cynus @cy1nus]

what a sensational name

[OS2NOX @OS2NOX]

if zohran arrested benjamin netanyahu and forced trump to free him i think it ushers in the american socialist century bare minimum

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.