David Graham

I'm not an adult - just the same age as one.

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@NPR This guys vulgar rant killed at least 23 less people than the Uvalde shooter. So Motherf*ck away

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@keonmalexander “I want Beltalowder to have dey volleyball scene Top Gun, sa sa?

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@nathaliejacoby1 I think MTG should be defenestrated.

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@laurenboebert No it isn’t, you vacuous cumcatcher

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@mattgaetz Thanks Matty Light. Time to put the crayons away

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Y’know, Lauren Boebert is an inspiration to many americans who felt michelle bachmann was too cerebral

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@mattgaetz likes to bang pregnant women so he can brag about having a threesome

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@cheryl_junkins Married people search for affairs on her site. Hard pass

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@RonFilipkowski The semens cling to her uvula

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@SuckerCarlson MTG’s balls off his chin

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@SuckerCarlson Semen, puréed bologna and HGH

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@marteeeen @pilofficial Oi! Not Mr Lydon himself!

[James S.A. Corey @JamesSACorey]

I wonder if it's better to be an occasionally surprised pessimist or an often disappointed optimist.

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@CaffeineAndHate There’re not together though

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@laurenboebert I notice that you’re keeping your salary. Perhaps you should try earning it.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I've got a message for Fox News viewers.

[Regy @ReginaWilhelmi1]

@RandPaul

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@RandPaul It should start with a pay cut for all you ticks on the federal dog. And quit calling a .4 % cut to Defense “gutting the military”.

[David Graham @RealDaveGraham]

@marteeeen Congratulations Martin! In your line of work sobriety from anything is tough! 16 months myself (2/5/21). I’ve lost 40+ pounds and I’m feeling younger every day