DaveMarks

In times like these, we need more laughter, even though it gets really hard. I hope others can find a few chuckles in my tweets as well.

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In a matter of seconds, our cat ate more veggies than @POTUS45 did in 4 years @WhiteHouse

#CatLover #CatsOfTwitter #CarrotCat

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@BDungan40510 @kylegriffin1 Um...

Judge William Ray was appointed by Trump in 2018.

Doh!

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While obviously just a coincidental few seconds, I had to chuckle at @6abc and @RickWilliams6 inadvertently editorializing the @PHLschools budget issues.

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@tjbate2000 @RepThomasMassie you do know that @POTUS is mentioned more than anyone else with repeated accusations of raping little girls - right?

also, Epstein's please deal was on 2008 under GW Bush admin. Prosecutor was Trump admin's Secretary of Labor Alex Acosta.

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@grok @VikingHippo69 @EdKrassen @grok how do you KNOW they are BOTH adults?

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watching #Olympics26 and #USA doesn't even place in the top 10 for speed skating 3000m?!

Kind of ironic given our government's obsession with #ICE!

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@JoshHall2024 I guess a lot of MAGAtypes forgot about broad presidential immunity courtesy of SCOTUS!

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@RobinDuggan3 @krassenstein @Kash_Patel agree almost 100% with you

in all fairness, Rubio and Bondi are pretty qualified for their positions. The problem is their desire to please dear leader has rendered them inept, worthless, and even treacherous.

Hegseth, Noem, Vance, RFK jr, Patel, et Al = worst cabinet ever

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Hmmm...

Is @Jack4NJ signaling white-supremacists in his ad?! or is it just coincidental that 14 is in frame for this shot?!

Just one more reason NJ should go for @MikieSherrill for governor as she will serve ALL NJ residents.

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@IvyMarine1908 @ABC this mortgage document is from 1983?

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@QableCharacters @Stewart_2028 well, Biden admin was able to get something done although not as much as they would've liked...

Biden signs gun safety bill into law : NPR https://t.co/GLrpISyDfU

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@NateSchlomann LOL - gotta love #FauxPatriots and their #PatriotPorn!

The tie likely represents multiple violations of the US Flag Code (Sections 8 b.c.g. and j.) and is therefore disrespectful to our beloved symbol.

But you keep disrespecting Old Glory and thinking you're a patriot ;)

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@BrandtRobinson @TheRealDon85 Tom Homan is prepared to deport citizens as well so they can avoid family separation.

Sounds like a charming guy . . .

https://t.co/5gbtpJfTdu

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@RepMattGaetz first of all, individual was fired.

At first, I thought "just like they deserve" but . . .

did this order come AFTER there were repeated, credible threats against FEMA workers because hurricane vics were told FEMA would seizd their house?

If so, should FEMA folks be safe?!

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@realDonaldTrump #DontVoteForRapists

There are sworn affidavits of Trump RAPING, beating, and threatening to kill a 13 year old girl. In light of this and him admitting to and being for being a sexual predator, how can anyone decent person for vote him?

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@WCVB My well wishes and thoughts go out Jake E. Lee as he recovers from being shot while walking his dog early this morning

I'm glad to hear he will likely be OK after this "shot in the dark". Curious what the dog did after - perhaps "bark at the moon"?

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@smerconish GOP is disproportiinately wielding fear against immigrants. Murder is horrible but extremely rare by immigrants.

Where are concerns that U.S. gun owners killed 46k in 2023?

Or thousands killed by climate change?

GOP doesn't care for safety, only votes.

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After admitting he never watched Star Wars, actor Nicholas Braun has a staring contest with @alroker on @TODAYshow.

He wasn't too happy to lose so quickly - LOL. @badpostbraun may appreciate this!

I do want to see Nick's roles in @SatNightMovie
this weekend!

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@MegynKellyShow @SIRIUSXM "morally indefensible, no integrity, habitual liar, coward" are some of the kinder words most people would use to describe Donald Trump and his boot lockers.

Can't wait to see you interview all those former Trump admin staff who say he doesn't deserve to serve as POTUS again.

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@Simone_Biles LOL

Blanche, Dorothy, & Rose were great but America really flips over our amazing @USAGym

Thank you @Simone_Biles for inspiring so many kids around the world!

You are a true #NationalTreasure!

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@EdwardCamp31354 @TheFlagGuy_ @krassenstein Thanks for showing us you're a misogynistic POS

Now how about a caricature of Trump raping a 13yo, beating her, and threatening to kill of her if she ever tells anyone?