David Wright

Skittish TV writer whose favorite pastime is avoiding fun.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Rep. Nadler: How many of Epstein's co-conspirators have you indicted?

Bondi: *avoids question*

Nadler: The answer to my question is 0

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

Noem is a damn liar. WE HAVE THE VIDEO.
A woman was murdered in cold blood by her government.

This isn’t safety; it’s intentional terrorizing of our communities.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

MAGA and Donald Trump want Americans to literally reject the evidence of their eyes and ears.

The way they shamelessly lie to us should infuriate everyone, including their voters.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

As Trump uses violence abroad and turns America into a global pariah, he’s also threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act at home to give himself dictatorial powers

[David P. Samson @DavidPSamson]

Rubio is a dolt. How was he not prepared for the most obvious question? Embarrassing.

[Kelly Morrison @KellyMorrisonMN]

You can read the emails yourself:

Trump is in the files.

He "knew about the girls."

He spent time with the victims.

He was involved in the coverup.

He was "the dog that hasn't barked."

The government can no longer be complicit in this coverup. Release the files.

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

Happy birthday, Laura! *Please don’t sew me in a bear carcass 🐻

[CBS Philadelphia @CBSPhiladelphia]

ARTIE IS HOME! The beloved South Philly cat was returned to ACCT Philly last night and is now home with his owners, nearly one week after an alleged kidnapping that captured the attention of local Facebook groups. https://t.co/BfY8h036BH

[litquidity @litcapital]

“But guys, we don’t even trade with your country”

“Shut the fuck up penguin. Did you even say thank you? We’re tired of you taking advantage of hard working American patriots”

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Traitor?

Elon, if you don’t understand that defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us safe, maybe you should leave it to those of us who do.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

THIS IS WHAT LEADERSHIP LOOKS LIKE...

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

Coming from the direction of the fire. A friend found info that points to explosives used to create a new fire line 🤷‍♂️

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

@AndreaHBaker Somebody set it to Sponge Bob 🤣🤣🤣

https://t.co/GxcMU4tXSz

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

Don’t drop the buoy this holiday and gift a Cameo to the Survivor fan in your life.

https://t.co/HZFHWXAvmN

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

Hey Jake Paul, pro tip: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

For those interested, I’m also in the blue place 🦋
https://t.co/z9DPG8n29K

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

So they’re NOT for transparency? I thought that was their whole thing

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

@MerkyPost Now I see why they’re waiting to release the House Ethics Panel report on Matt Gaetz. The Josh Brolin is trying to quit smoking story would have completely overshadowed it.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Amazing idea to break up an alliance that has kept the West safe for 80 years after two World Wars, and fulfill Putin’s lifelong dream, because the EU is being mean to Elon.

[David Wright @RealDaveWright]

@SabolSawyer Well, my mother would disagree.