TheRealDavidSalmon

Not Affiliated With @dsalmon7 .Best Holder in the PFL. Quality Control Guru. Chick Magnet. Future. OVO. In Relationship with THE Johnny Manziel. Bomb Droppin

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

All my followers know by now @dsalmon7 is a fake ass account, punk ass bitch

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

#NewHeaderPic from a night that was almost as big of a letdown as I am to the women in my life #stillhitthough #poonslaya

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while, my fingers are sore from finger popping @SugaShaneJr‘s asshole #PoonslayaReturns

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Josie the REALEST! My OG.. #DroppinBombs

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Get ready fuckers #comebackSZN

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Blake Bortles is the best Quarterback I’ve seen in a long time #Elite #RippinCigs

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

@meggreillyy hey big head

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Also the #1 offensive player in the SACK #POONSLAYA https://t.co/2AenI1jYVD

[South Atlantic Conference @SAC_Athletics]

The South Atlantic Conference Announces Astroturf SAC Football Players of the Week, Sept. 5

https://t.co/k2uWFKA8pE

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

The POONSLAYA is back in the creek, hoes beware

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

@geoffreyleins I never left bro, just had a busy schedule of slayin poon and dropping dimes #weoutchea #SlayEveryday #iDropDimesOnEveryone

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

@geoffreyleins cuz they know THE POONSLAYA TWEETS IN ALL CAPS AND THEY BITTER I KICKED THEM OUT THE BED #slayedem #ALLCAPSCAUSEIMBETTER

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

And I've found that your girl is happiest when she's minding my bidness #poonslaya #slayedyogirl #YoGirlAinttheOne https://t.co/XrRnEX4f5x

[Trillmonger @TheRealJayJuice]

I've found that I am the happiest when I am minding my own business 🤔🤷🏿‍♂️

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Pi day? More like cake day, which is everyday in the life of the #poonslaya #cakefordays #nocakeforyou https://t.co/Lup4lF5y8q

[Tre @thewordplaytre]

happy Pi day ya dig

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Cause I have way too many hoes to be discreet with it #Poonslaya #blatantlyslayinyourbitch https://t.co/MXsv4MPX3Q

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

#TitsOrGTFO

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Pats should trade Jimmy G and pick up my boy Johnny #JohnnyIWantYourBaby

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Spring breakin your bitch #poonslayatakesfortlauderdale

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Heard Coach Sarratt finally found my shit, he ain't stoppin the POONSLAYA though #poonslayaforever #droppindimes #slayedhisbitchtoo

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

Woke up, kicked your bitch out the bed, fifth of Jack, started my day.
Every day is spring break for the POONSLAYA #mylifeisbetterthanyours

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

@Ferguson_Thomas @say_rah15 yeah Thomas really loves swallowing that warm oil

[TheRealDavidSalmon @RealDavidSalmon]

@BigJHoff 100% divorce rate once the husbands find out their wives have been cheating on them with my dirty ass