David Gichuhi

Finance Guru

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA now says the customs minimum benchmark for consolidated containers will be Sh3.2 million, effective August 21, up from Sh2.5 million.

KRA says the figure is a minimum reference point, not a flat tax.

[David Gichuhi @RealDavid_Kabue]

@elonmusk In Kenya they are not arrested, they are abducted, and will be so novel to be found alive

[David Gichuhi @RealDavid_Kabue]

@elonmusk Daughters Of Shame

[David Gichuhi @RealDavid_Kabue]

@elonmusk To understand the shame in UK, in modern day, check out this book by Jasvinder Sangera

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Live from the @realDonaldTrump rally in Pennsylvania.

Same location where he was shot.

https://t.co/qg31Yb977x

[Gail Alfar @gailalfaratx]

Listen to Elon Musk talk via livestream on 𝕏 about Tesla. Thanks to @theXtakeover https://t.co/0KD8DQuWyR

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

My mom was an Olympian (Czech Natl Ski Team), and as a kid we would be excited for weeks leading up to the games. Now with the ever predictable (& seemingly satanic to me) drag queen opening ceremonies and never ending bs, no one I know even thinks about it beyond maybe watching some highlights. It’s such a shame that event that used to create so much national pride now creates, at best, indifference. Using the games to push woke ideology has zero to do with anything the games stands for. Rather than highlighting the incredible accomplishments of these amazing athletes corp media subverts all their hard work to push leftist insanity… it’s not only a shame, but a true disservice to some of the most talented and dedicated people on earth. Hopefully one day enough people will finally have had enough of the BS. Till then you can continue to watch everything good and decent and everything you hold dear get burned to the f…ing ground. The choice is yours.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Kenyan President William Ruto chilling with Beyonce, Rihanna, Mariah Carey and Alicia Keys during his State visit to the USA.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

BREAKING NEWS: President William Ruto orders the Ministry of Education to postpone the reopening date for the Second Term until further notice.

[Damon Imani @damonimani]

Taking down Fake News media for 16 minutes straight.
Sit back and enjoy!

[David Gichuhi @RealDavid_Kabue]

@Aaroncheruiyot Private property where Government Gazette is officially issued by the government? We are not kids to be lied to brother. What do you take Kenyans for? Idiots?

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

I have learnt with deep sadness, the passing on of Mr Michael Maigo Waweru, the father of Nyandarua Senator @methumuhia.

Mr Waweru was an industrious, focused and a hard working parent
In him, we have an articulate, vibrant and visionary leader in Senator Methu.

I share my deepest condolences to Senator Methu, his family and the People of Nyandarua County.

May the Lord grace you with Mercy and Strength at this lowest moment.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@JohnnaCrider1 Envy has driven him to madness

[University of Nairobi @uonbi]

The University of Nairobi wishes to congratulate its alumni, President-elect Dr. William Samoei Ruto and his deputy, Rigathi Gachagua!

[Samia Suluhu @SuluhuSamia]

I congratulate the people of Kenya on their peaceful general election and the subsequent announcement of Dr @WilliamsRuto as President-elect. We look forward to continue working together with our brothers and sisters in Kenya to strengthen our historically close ties. Tuko pamoja

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

So outgoing President Uhuru and Hon Raila want challenge the President Elect's victory in the Supreme Court...AND SAY WHAT? That they forced 4 Commissioners to give a press conference in Serena? That the people of Central voted for Ruto?

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

I TOLD YOU...I TOLD YOU...Sakaja will be on the ballot! InshaAllah!

[David Gichuhi @RealDavid_Kabue]

@elonmusk 🤣, you mean in the toilet?? For sure that's the only time your brain got space for this!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

At least 50% of my tweets were made on a porcelain throne

[David Gichuhi @RealDavid_Kabue]

@elonmusk Tax avoidance is legal, evasion is the illegal one. How do you pay tax on unrealized profits? Unless a provision is made for unrealized tax payments (which means one could have paid them, were they realized)