Neil deGrasse Tyson

Animals need more heads

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I want to try ts

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SERIOUS WARNING: Cape May County authorities say colorful, unusually shaped methamphetamine seized in Wildwood could be mistaken by children for candy or vitamins. https://t.co/di3vWT5s8j

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@slime_machine What motivates you to keep going when nothing seems to be going right

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@Sykkuno My girlfriend and I, at least use proper grammar

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@therealneal1985 IM SAYING BRO

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@TheGoblinnn Why couldn’t he put down the cup? Was he on a planet with inverted gravity??

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@Shoenice420 @TheGoblinnn At least come up with a new insult, this is pretty much exactly what you said in the podcast 8 fucking months ago

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@ToughLudwig after I'm done Ted Kaczynski will rest easy

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@ToughLudwig Honestly ur just ass, I could have made it farther in that tournament with both hands tied behind my back. Tough ludwig, more like pussy boy

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@TheGoblinnn Pineapple express and a 710 rosin disposable

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@MHS_principal1 Figure it out yet mark?

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I WILL EXECUTE STEVE HARVY WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS, I WILL FEEL HIS LAST SHUTTER AS HE SHEDS HIS MORTAL COIL AND FINALLY IS VANQUISHED FROM THE WORLD HE IS POISONING

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@therealneal1985 No shot ur stealing my posts, absolutely disgusting, how are you a scientist

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I have become Kanye’s nitrous plug
He tried to pay me in cash 🤣💀😂
I only accept Pluto free currencies 🤣😂🤣😂😂

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It is impossible for (as the kids say) mustard to really be on that beat hoe, that “beat” is a series of sounds and therefore is unavailable for standing on.

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I hate Plato because Plato sounds like Pluto and I don’t like Pluto >:(

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@therealneal1985 They will

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Cause they would take care of each other

[Rhoniic @Rhoniicbtw]

Sleeping with 16 dogs, great home environment

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@therealneal1985 The dogs

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Dude I love the FAA so much. Did you know they investigate every crash?