Deborah Kaplan

writer/director/lurker

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Shout out to all the single ladies who ate cereal for dinner but sat at a table all proper because I'M SINGLE, NOT AN ANIMAL

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@lafergs He did not like me, not one bit.

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Please let this woman sit in Covid please lord I never ask you for anything

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Florida woman "I don't wear a mask for the same reason I don't wear underwear, things gotta breathe"

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@dressinassbitch @AWolfeful @JoelleMonique Many a creepy story but I’m still here!

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@NocEmiss @AWolfeful Locked inside my house like the rest of you. Also I just ate some granola.

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@AWolfeful @AWolfeful Thanks for noticing! I’m alive and well and available! ❤️ (and so is Harry)

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@somecreativegrl @HarryElfont ❤️ thank you @somecreativegrl

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@russburlingame @RachaelLCook More than a few.

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@zdroberts @N_Sportelli So does my dad. Truth.

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@SondraRuthRW That line just horrified my 9 year old

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@MakeMineAmalgam @IAmKateNyx Oh I think you know.

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@GSLLC ALWAYS

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@GSLLC Double murder is overkill, technically

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@RandiReckless @ivyspice @HarryElfont Facts.

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@ivyspice @HarryElfont had the last ones in his garage but I believe they exploded in some summer heat wave.

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@IAmKateNyx It’s very Jethro Tull but with a pinch of Anthrax. The poison, not the band.

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@russburlingame @parkerposey As someone who grew up fat, I approve this message.

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@garmonbozia @HarryElfont I’m sure it went on WAY too long but she was so brilliant we couldn’t tell “cut”

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@IAmKateNyx @russburlingame @HarryElfont Gosh, I wish. Let’s make one.