Derek

My employer agrees with and endorses all of my tweets.

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

Hello sir @realDonaldTrump can you please DM me I have some concerns I would like to address with you. Thanks!

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

This is true and it’s why every cashier has horns growing out of their head. It’s terrible.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

when you realize that touching a single grocery store receipt puts more BPA into your body than drinking from a plastic water bottle for an entire year

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

That tough guy act ain’t cutting it .... you know what you are.. you know what you’ve always been>>> A PUSSY (SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK) Been kicking your ass and pretty please make the playoffs before you talk. It’s a known thing that I OWN YOU. @KarlTowns

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

Can’t believe the head coach of an upstanding organization like the New England Patriots would cheat. Never in a million years

[New York Post @nypost]

New England Patriots’ Mike Vrabel and top NY Times NFL reporter Dianna Russini hold hands and hug at luxury hotel https://t.co/kgk6uoumOU

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

New game show where contestants have to try telling Joe Rogan more and more outlandish things until somebody can get him to say “I don’t believe you”. I imagine this could take years, if not decades.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

“My employers will f**king fry me if I speak out about this.”

“I am capable of building and designing an aircraft that can go 210 times the speed of light.”

Jay Anderson just told Joe Rogan that a Lockheed Skunk Works engineer admitted to reverse-engineering UFOs.

Three large flying saucers called “alien reproduction vehicles” were allegedly revealed at a private air show in 1988.

But the terrifying part is this:

They were classified as “instantaneous nuclear payload delivery systems.”

Anderson: “Mark McCandlish, military illustrator, had a friend called Brad Sorensen.”

“Brad Sorensen was a government guy, aerospace engineer, Lockheed Martin—quite an extensive portfolio.”

“Brad Sorensen goes to his buddy one day, Mark McCandlish, and he says, I was shown something and I want you to … create the illustration.”

“Brad Sorensen says that … he was invited to a private air show at Lockheed Martin by … a good friend of his in the military.”

“They bring him into a hanger in Lockheed Martin where three large saucers of varying size were hovering a few feet off of the ground.”

“They were described as ‘instantaneous nuclear payload delivery systems.’”

“Brad Sorensen has never gone public.”

“But I was in the room when he was phoned [a couple of years ago], and I’ve heard him say things that have never been on the record before.”

“My friend introduces himself to him and … asked him about Mark McCandlish and this alien reproduction vehicle.”

“And Brad Sorensen went off on quite a diatribe actually … and said: I gave this man the keys to the kingdom and he went out and told the whole f**king world, and I will never do that because my employers will fry me.”

“He said: they will f**king fry me if I speak out about this, but I am capable of building and designing an aircraft that can go 210 times the speed of light.”

@TheProjectUnity @joerogan

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

If I ran a site like @PFF and had this guy ranked as the 63rd best interior DL this year I would probably scrap my eval process and start over, but that’s just me

[Lou Scataglia @LouScatagliaPO]

Zach Allen now has two straight seasons of 40 QB hits.

Guys like TJ Watt, Myles Garrett, Nick Bosa, and Aaron Donald have never done that before.

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

I invite everyone to join me in personally boycotting every company that pays for advertising during Redzone. If you stand for nothing you’ll fall for anything

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Scott Hanson confirms RedZone will feature commercials.

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

Need to clockwork orange Adam Silvers eyeballs into watching this entire video. Truly disgusting stuff

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

Lil Terio walked so The Rizzler could also walk

[Supreme Drops @dropsdotgg]

The Rizzler in Supreme 😤

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

Imagine watching the app as your dinner circles the tarmac over and over again 💀

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: DoorDash food delivery driver somehow gets lost and ends up on the Chicago O'Hare International Airport tarmac.

Um...

The driver was somehow able to make it through secured areas and even *crossed runways*, according to CBS News.

The individual reportedly drove for miles on the interior of the airport before being caught.

Police say the individual was a 36-year-old man who "accidentally drove into an unauthorized secured area within O'Hare Airport."

The man was not charged or cited.

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

How has nobody found and interviewed the 1 girl that went on a date with him? Journalism really is dead

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

If you’re posting pics like this on tinder it's over for you bro

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

White Lotus Season 4 at the Great Wolf Lodge 🍿

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Donald Trump claims he is placing a 100% tariff on all films produced outside of America that are brought into the country.

“Any and all movies coming into our country that are produced in Foreign Lands. WE WANT MOVIES MADE IN AMERICA, AGAIN!”

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

The only way this happens if he counts dead people and just starts launching corpses out there

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Best case 20 years, but probably closer to 30

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

@DocumentingBTC @DavidSacks Don’t you get to avoid capital gains taxes though? Hardly heroic in my book

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

I feel like it gets lost in the shuffle sometimes how funny it is that our Health Secretary sounds like he swallowed a cheese grater

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

This is an amazing video. The HHS Secretary is apparently doing an ad for Steak ’n Shake while pretending to do a news interview, with the video being promoted by influencers who are surely also getting paid.

What a disgusting grift. Top to bottom, this whole thing is rotten.

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

The best part of these videos is the fact that they make these people watch this on an iPad mini from 20 feet away. Great bit.

[New York Post @nypost]

Pilot proposes to girlfriend midflight in heartwarming video: ‘My co-pilot of love and life’ https://t.co/fEcZiiQJOo

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

Netflix paying $150m for 3 years of Christmas games is the heist of the century. Goodell got taken to the cleaners

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

NFL and NBA viewership numbers for their Christmas games:

NFL (Netflix):
- Chiefs-Steelers: 24.1M
- Ravens-Texans: 24.3M

NBA:
- Knicks-Spurs: 4.9M
- Celtics-76ers: 5.1M
- Timberwolves-Mavs: 4.3M
- Lakers-Warriors: 7.7M
- Nuggets-Suns: 3.8M

Numbers weren’t relatively close.

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

Caleb Williams just shit his pants up and down the field for 3 straight hours on national TV and he’s a “natural creator”. Exactly 1 week ago Bo Nix had 3 straight 70+ yard drives for TDs against the #1 scoring D in the NFL and all I heard about was his air yards being low.

[Matt Bowen @MattBowen41]

Caleb Williams tonight — Flashes of high-level playmaking ability + arm talent. Natural creator. Running/retreating into pressure. Timing issues in the pocket. The pass game lacked a sense of rhythm. #Bears

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

He’s reading off the paper in front of him? Great PR work by his team but come on guys

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE 😤 😂 @RealChalamet

[Derek @RealDerekGood]

Who do the Texans play in 3 games? Patrick Mahomes of course, the fix is in!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, whose hit on a sliding #Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence knocked Lawrence out of the game, is being suspended 3 games.

He was ejected from the game, as well.