Derek Woods

I am the Head Director of The Dripping Springs Tiger Band. I love cats and spending time with fellow music lovers.

[aech @smplrandom]

This is like that scene from the big short where that dancer is talking about her 5 overleveraged homes in Miami

[ringletastic! @pronounwarrior]

when they had me on adderall i was jacking off to bios screens

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Everyone shut up about Gen Z, Millennial, Boomer, Generation X. Generations are fake, a branch of astrology invented by Strauss and Howe to sell books. There is only one generation: the human generation. Our differences are racial.

[T E E ! 🐻 @sonotsoul]

Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking

[Lisan al Gaib @scaling01]

> GPT-6-Astra plays minecraft
> a creeper blows up Astra's chests and bed
> it gets depressed and farms potatoes for several hours

[NEETzsche @NEETzscheIDDQD]

"Omarchy is a political movement disguised as a Linux distro." -- fag with he/they pronouns in his display name who writes code of conducts for repos, can't program at all

[Derek Woods @RealDerekWoods]

What the fuck

[problemos @Al_Fadench]

White woman impersonating gay white men impersonating black women

[Derek Woods @RealDerekWoods]

Their linked video shows the packaging it arrives in. Go study the dimensions and get ready to scout porches.

[Valve @valvesoftware]

It's cool, quiet, and powerful. It's also the size of a tissue box*.

*Or a bunch of bananas.
*A loaf of bread?

You get the idea.

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[Ellie Bliztkampf @kingepic22]

people complaining about tupac in stranger than heaven are really proving that they never listened to his music

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

age regressing by listening to xandemic era soundcloud rappers

[Derek Woods @RealDerekWoods]

@trndytrndy 2016 roblox tycoon music

[HavanaSyndromeEnjoyer @PsyopBound]

That makes 13 scientists

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

Family won’t move our group chat to signal. Had to leave. Here comes the guilt trip 😒

[jp @inflammateomnia]

Shut up about grindset if you really wanted to make money you'd be in a dinghy in the strait with a pair of binoculars and fifteen polymarket tabs

[Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive]

If we had elves no one would remark on them because they’d have always been there. We have giraffes dude, the cosmos has always been enchanted

[basil @blis5ful]

the therapist and the stripper care about you the same amount

[🅰️🛴📧⚒📍 @_4L3X1]

You could literally tell some of these Gen Z hoes “I bought an elephant last week” and they would be like “okayyyy yes elephant” zero facial expression zero follow up questions

[absolutezero @megalarper]

When you think you found the one but she casually mentions how she supported pink frosted sprinkle donuts in 2014 so you gotta gun her down for #rockcandynation