TheDevAlahan

Im Dev! I lived on Coronation St. since 1999, I’ve been fuckin birds since I was 10! My wife cheats on me, I sniff bare cocaine and own the corner shop! #PARODY

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Vindaloo's are good but they make me shit for weeks!

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@_Ken_barlow_ follow me cause other wise ill fuck the slag of which is Deirdre #PopThatBitchesCherry

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Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

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Nice legs, what time do they open? #DevChatUpLines

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#IGotDrunk and ended up waking up in a police station. Turns out fucking in public is still illegal even when highly intoxicated

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If only sanita would have died in the fucking corrie tram crash! #FilthyHo

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@_BenMitchell_xx How did it go for you? Does killing the bitch sort shit out? #ShesTownSlag

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@BigJohnTerry Hi BJT,my wifes been cheeting on me and i wanna really shit her up! Can i simply release you in a locked room with her?#Animal

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Domestic violence is BAD! I've bruised my fuckin knuckles #SunitaFuckedAnotherBloke

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Don't be scared, my cock can be shared!

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Don't be like that, show us your twat! #DevChatsUpAllTheBirds

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I'm not fussy, show us your pussy!

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What did Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common? they're both plastic and harmful for children to play with #MichaelTheMolesterer

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@_BenMitchell_xx It's not goin well in Corrie or Eastenders! U killed a fat bitch and my slag of a wife has fucked every1 on the street :/

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#ReasonsThatISmile When
I kick norris square in the balls!

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My motherfuckin shops been smashed up and curries be rubbed up all the walls! #Theracistcunts

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@theroycropper Heard u been talking shit about me and sunita you wet cunt!? Won't be when I've fucked hayley up the arse #UrWifesGottaCock

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@thenorriscole What u sayin you bald cunt?! I've just spunked on all the magazines in the Kabin after fucking Rita On the counter #Dogystyle

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Roses are red, violets are blue disrespect my corner shop and I'll throw curry at you!

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Just walked in my corner shop only to find sunita getting licked out by Norris #Baldspeackycunt