devin jones

tweets are my own. except for the bad ones. i was hacked, surely.

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

ahhh i can't believe @nbc greenlit my new show! i'm excited to be a part of the "chicago" family. @NBCChicagoFire @NBCChicagoPD @NBCChicagoMed

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

if i were the bengals i would have simply drafted penei sewell and amon-ra st brown and won the super bowl

[Seth Walder @SethWalder]

Bengals finished with a 14% pass block win rate, the worst by any team in any game this season.

(ESPN / NFL Next Gen Stats)

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

@oliverdarcy @Lynn_Henning

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

thanks for the free driver rahmbo

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

real chips kno

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

Tell me your college/alma mater by showing me it’s most renowned local dining establishment.

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

you don't have to do this man.

[Carlos Monarrez @cmonarrez]

Detroit Lions grade for Oregon OL Penei Sewell: D for not getting a playmaker https://t.co/fgkRYw5RTO via @freep

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

wendy's social media manager

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

@titsmagee313 i still woulda thinned it

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

completely unironically studied this swing video like it was the fucking zupruder film if you're curious where my golf game is currently at.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This kid’s swing is BUTTER @ForePlayPod (via @blackactivegolf/IG)

[Ali Arikan @aliarikan]

Oh, yeah. I’m absolutely certain *she* *decided* to do this. I mean, I remember watching the Oscars when I was eleven, and for months afterwards, they simply couldn’t stop me from dressing up as Barry Levinson.

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

@roryscovel @AppleTV seeing rose byrne in jazzercise tights is cool but what the people really want is more robbie

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

@nikdonaldz i zoned out for like two seconds and then next thing i knew the credits were rolling so that's how good the ending was

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

people are going to tell you they liked nomandland. they are lying. this movie was made for like 350 people max, and they'll never watch it a second time. truly one of the most boring movies i've ever seen. go watch palm springs instead.

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

@BarstoolBigCat college football playoff appearances since 1901:

msu: 1
wisc: 0

this is a pretty huge disparity over an extremely long stretch.

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

"you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition, at." -tracy jordan

https://t.co/bO72sIXmy6

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

s/o @TacoTruckCrtv, @SDOpera, puccini, jg wentworth etc.

[Dave Friz @dave_friz]

ICYMI. One Opera company found a way. Safely. @IATSE

https://t.co/69ST9zq6Ey

[Primates @PrimatesDaily]

Monke friend feeding a tort

[Steve Jones @stevejones20]

I'm a fan of the young version of the Pistons.

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

@shamshammgod tyler cook*

[devin jones @RealDevinJones]

absolutely