Devin Lara

Hello everyone! I love stand up comedy with a passion, father of two and husband to a beautiful wife! God Bless everyone :)

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@cuckettes @MilfHun60314965 @grok who is this

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@bertkreischer Jesus Christ of Nazareth

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Thanks @adtr for spending 1,788 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Miracle. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/HcPdH7uVAy

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Women: No one has the heart to tell you that you post the same selfies every time and call it winning

Men: Women don’t have the heart to tell you to lick more clits but BETTER

#uglytruth #ConfessionChallenge #SorryNotSorry #funny #comedy #realtalk #menandwomenunite #LetsGo

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@sarahcolonna @tacomacomedy @JonRyan9 I’m featuring for you that night! So excited!

Just kidding fam!

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@MichaelaOkla People can bitch about everything LOL

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My first time practicing Rick and Morty impressions and not to bad! Gonna work them into some jokes and riffs! Check it out and share please!
#RickAndMorty #Rickandmortyforlife @JustinRoiland what do you think? It’s ok if you think it’s trash still love https://t.co/c358K4EkCi

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@POTUS @JoeBiden Fuck that

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@KelseyCook do you think that shot messed Steve up?? That looked rough lol. I enjoyed both your sets, have a good night guys!

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Is it bizarre I want to be a great comedian like @billburr or @Jokoy but also want to be an eccentric buisness man like the fictional Lionel and Lex Luthor characters?
#buisness #comedy #eccentric

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@Jokoy Happy birthday little Koy! Jo, sons are such a blessing and I love that you have such admiration for your son! May you guys always be blessed with a beautiful relationship with strong foundations that triumph through anything! Much love from a huge fan and aspiring comic❤️

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@joshwolfcomedy Wish this quarantine wasn’t going on rn, I really wanted to go to your show in Spokane where you had mentioned you were going to be shooting your next special:(.

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@joshwolfcomedy Love the coat man! Looks good, wear that shit with pride!:)

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@AcunaSkern @Jokoy Lol it’s true man we even look alike and everything haha

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@chrisdelia Bro, you ever sleep Chris?

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@darthhalfpint @joshwolfcomedy @chrisdelia ‘Don’t mind if I get hep from licking the shit bowl but God Forbid my hair touches it. That’s where I draw the line guys.’ Her justifying her actions in her head.

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@ryan__mccomb @spokanecc @gaberutledge Hell yeah. I’ll try getting out there!

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When work is over staffed and you decide to take PTO, everyone’s like “oh nice you gonna get some work done around the house?

No bitch ima play video games! Get paid to act like the 25 year old I am.

#offearly #IdLikeToGetPaidFor #comedy #nobitch

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@Jokoy @amblin PS. My grandmother smothered me in Vicks as well:)