Real New Yorker

Creator of Brand new pasta shape “Poltrone.” Techno producer and Luddite

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

I can't imagine waiting around ina crowd for an uber from the airport when there's just a line of taxis that you can go get in and they also take you to your house

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

Shout out to the lady that dropped her too heavy Rimowa suitcase on my knee taking it out of the overhead compartment and did not acknowledge it

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

Fucking morons crowding the airport gate like we're all not getting on the same plane. Fuck off

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

Brother you just have to roll with it. Subscribe to some patreons. Start doing irony. Path of least resistance. Just don't kill your self

[gay white thug who learns slow @OswinBilly]

Fucking my phone in its ass

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

Feel really bad for Rebecca Lowe on these World Cup post games. Genuinely seems like she hates dealing with zlatan and lallas which I'm sure is bad

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

Airport Sushi I got was $25 and it only came with 4 pieces so now I have to go get another lunch

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

He looks so fucked up but o have no choice but to respect erling haaland

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

Ate a gallon of radish greens and a head of. Broccoli for lunsh

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

#nationalizeHintwater #whynot

[ًᵗᵒ @tosports13]

very tired of them treating russian athletes like they’re war criminals because of their government when they don’t do the same to american or israeli athletes

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

I have been discharged from residential psychiatric car. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

Embarrassing!

[ュ @aomiazarashi_]

よよじゃんぷじゃんぷじゃんぷ！

2026/06/22

#とっかりセンター
#よう
#ワモンアザラシ

[Real New Yorker @RealDonLasagna]

Rip ray keith

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Israel having killed every child, every sheep, every dog and cat. Having destroyed every tree, every road, every building in southern Gaza

Is now bulldozing the remnants.

Every gravestone, every sign that anyone ever lived here.

It's a holocaust

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Totally free of sanction condemnation or disapproval of any kind. Free to kill, all day and every day…

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING:

Israel is dropping white phosphorus bombs on civilian areas in the village of Arnoun, Nabatieh, South Lebanon.

These are internationally banned munitions — and Israel is unleashing them against civilians.