Donald J. Tramp

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[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

@chadders1995 @TomWellborn @realDonaldTrump Well that's, like, your opinion, man. Of, well, like, your opinion of his opinion, man..#opinions

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

@realDonaldTrump How about instead of tweeting about a fake sport you put on your big boy pants (and panties) and work on solving America's gun problem? MAGA is becoming more of a question with a definitive answer (not greater👎👇), than an actual statement.. #MAGA?

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

@realDonaldTrump How about a Nas-Cart video game featuring Classic Mario Brothers characters? God I love playing that Wii game and Barron loves watching! So quiet and patient - a model American child! (we only have 1 Wii remote at WH, hard to split time, so i just kind of choose not to..)

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

@realDonaldTrump If you knee down on one knee to change the tires, I'll blackball you and your entire "sport" (sitting in car??) for LIFE! You've been warned. you have 1 day

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

@realDonaldTrump By the way, seeing a bunch of rainbow-colored cars whiz around in circles is about as fun as playing with car toys with my young boy, Barron. Sooo BORING! Hate hate hate it - both things, playtime and Nascar. But white people eat it up like Popeyes, soooo-SPECIAL! SPECIAL PEOPLE!

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

@realDonaldTrump My official signature, the only one that has been officially fact-checked and approved by TRUMP (because I just did this sig while laying in bed, ha! I bear no responsibility for past signatures - the U's are FAKE and don't have my silky curvaceous signature sig):

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

My official signature, the only one that has been officially fact-checked and approved by TRUMP (because I just did this sig while laying in bad, ha! I bear no responsibility for past signatures - the U's are FAKE and don't have my silky curvaceous signature sig):

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

Is that how you spell my wife's name? I only practice one signature, Donald J. Trump (why can't you do cursive in a tweet - bad!), which is better than Jon Handcock, Jefferson, Davis, and Lincoln combined. Look at the smooth pen strokes! Mmmmmm - nice!

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

To all those doubting my strong bond with Melania, I'll release her credit card weekly allowance balance sheet....OKAY? Is that enough for you, Fake News Media? I willingly release my finances and admit to Melania's borderline disorder when it comes to SHOES! So. Much. Sheeeews.

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

Robert Mueller trying to "acquire" my "dick pics" on my "phone" is a JOKE! it's both a violation of my privicy and a free peek - those high-angle beauty shots of Donny's dong could earn me a pretty penny, enough to buy the 1st brick for THE WALL! MAGA! "Bueller" Mueller...Sad!

[Donald J. Tramp @RealDonTramp]

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