Donkey

og farm animal

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

Donkey Believer

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

Can we bomb Israel?

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@BarstoolTCU Your nickname is literally Texas cocaine university.

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@Pirates

[AB @AB84]

do gay people do the accent when they’re alone

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@HunterBiden @hair_balll Facts

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Proud of yall! ❤️ @TexasTechSB

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@realMaalouf Lack of sex.

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@SheetsG23 Why you so mad bro?

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

“If you had invested in Apple in 2007…”

Me in 2007:

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

Funny how only one of them works

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Mosques are popping up like a fungus in every city in the U.S. Yet so many Americans are asking why are they stopping traffic to “pray” in the streets. It’s not about prayer, folks. It’s a declaration of war. The invaders are declaring their ownership.

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@CoachSark I feel like you’re the kinda dude who would shit his pants, but change his shirt

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@Jvnior

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

People who use their turn signals when the road curves, I have a question. Where are you going? I had assumed you weren’t going to intentionally fly off into the ditch but maybe it’d be better if you did🤷🏼‍♂️

#genepoolimprovement

[Masih Alinejad 🏳️ @AlinejadMasih]

Hello @AOC, while you smiled in a hijab at a New York event, I was in Federal Court facing the 4th hitman hired by the Islamic Republic to assassinate me, for campaigning for Iranian women to have the same freedom you performed for a photo op. Will you come to court with me in August when I face the 5th hitman? Or does solidarity only work when it doesn't offend the Islamic regime?

You wore hijab voluntarily in New York. Women are killed in Iran for taking it off.

You are the very woman who, at every opportunity, protests against violence against women, decries gender segregation, and champions "inclusion." Yet here you stand, smiling and wearing a hijab, at an event in New York, in the heart of the West, where men and women are strictly separated. To me and millions of Iranian women, this does not look like a choice. It is no longer "My body, my choice," but rather "My body for votes."

They who claim to fight for women's self-determination in the name of feminism voluntarily embrace an ideology that mandates our women cover their hair simply because they are women. They enjoy the prosperity, freedom, and privileges of the Western world, where they may live as autonomous individuals , yet they simultaneously accept that other women should not be afforded the same rights.

#LetUsTalk

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@pushpendrakum Then fucking leave?

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@CoachSark hey coach. Youz a bitch. Play TTU so I can watch you and all Texas fans experience ego death

With love-
Donkey

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@ontexasfootball hey peckerwood. Help a donkey understand. Yall talk shit if we don’t play you. Then talk more shit when we do try to play you?

Just be honest bro. You a fan.😘

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@ontexasfootball You and your entire fan base have less intellect than a bucket of unwashed swamp rocks.

[Donkey @RealDonkeyTX]

@pushpendrakum Good. We don’t want you here.