Andrew

Best retweeter in the galaxy

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[Nic @JQAfan]

My kid told me she was a "therian" I'm going to have to disown her. No child of mine will be playing competitive Pokémon.

[Nic @JQAfan]

What if the Presidents were made of water?

BarAQUAbama

Okay I'm out of ideas

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[KJGD | Static🇨🇲🇪🇨 @MightBeStatic]

God of War with a female protagonist, the most annoying person you know is going to be mad about this

[Andrew @RealDonu]

RT @DiscussingFilm: Jack Quaid has been cast in the new ‘GOD OF WAR’ game.

He voices a cube named Frank.

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

What has gone wrong with people to where any sense of theater etiquette is completely gone?? went to see the spongebob squarepants movie and a crew of rambunctious pirates filled my theater and were yelling and throwing popcorn and even giving commentary at key parts of the movie

[raven ✮ @throwpickz]

she witnessed two world wars and also overwatch 1. crazy as hell

[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

if you doubt there will be rain, that's a droubt

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

oh my fucking god bruh

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

They just don't make time machines like they will.

[Dylan @svyoshi]

the amount of kids that won’t learn port forwarding because of this is so detrimental to the CS pipeline

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[anya saw tmag @andormoon]

the phantom menace would have been the only star wars movie ever if maul was given a sniper rifle

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Pirate: "I have moles on me back."

Doctor: "That's ok, they're benign."

Pirate: "Arrg, I thought there be ten."

[super skinamarinkio @bottledfleet]

winston and zarya pushing the hollywood payload

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Trusted a fart and shit my pants

Whose fault is it? That’s right

Israel