Okay note to old ass drivers
DONT PARK IN THE GAS AREA WHEN YOURE NOT GETTING GAS
this should be COMMON SENSE
But when I’m on my way to a funeral and an old man is out of his fuckin car grabbin who knows what and taking up the whole damn spot for 8 minutes, then it’s a problem!!!
Every evening my dog doth decide to lie his plump body upon the spot where mine lower half desire to rest upon.
He doth not care.
He hath decide that the other half, not freezing or uncomfortable, is unavailable. He must lay upon the lower half of my bed. How queer.