Gerald Boofwell

| MSU 68' Alumni | Proud Racist | Divorced | Grower not a shower | Box Inspector | Former ΣΦΕ PledgeMaster |

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

This little fucker winking at me #raped

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Pick 1,2, or 3 #triplethreat

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Day 284 without s*x: Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound #washed

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

I'll take a gay son. #rackattack

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

I can't stand when sorority chicks complain about them not feeling good, you're eating cheezits and drinking fucking "loaded teas" all day. #dumbass #realfood

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Nigga just ordered an IPA... #nuke #leavenow

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Surrounded by birds at the food court #birdhunting #knockitdown

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Back to square one. #jew #top25

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Buddy just got the cops called on him at the Mexican restaurant #getagrip #washed

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

I'm sweating like a whore in church #waterpark

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Little weird but she's hot. #icanchangeher

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

When I'm at the bar and I see my campus crush

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Flops at the football game. Are we kidding. #gtfo #getagrip

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Had a random chick spill her drink on me at the bar last night then her boyfriend punched her in the face. (I'm her boyfriend)

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

#fuckafoidfriday

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Buddy's first day out the house. #gotinnit

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Who decided to let this shrink have a phone? #eatshit

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Date night with my ex wife. #helpme

[Gerald Boofwell @RealDrBoofwell]

Just farted out loud in my class. #happymonday