Jules Heynes

Right handed batsman; interesting golfer; occasional DJ, chef and photographer

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

@sami_fallah Agreed and the moron they’ve got commentating with him is from the Ipswich PR department - what a joke

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

Useless #BA can’t even explain why they’re leaving us on the tarmac @ Shatwick for at least an hour … extraordinary announcement from the crew, the woman clearly didn’t have a clue what was going on. Not filling any of us with confidence

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

Denmark’s #Eurovision entry sounds like a medley of number ones from tbt 80s!

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

Prince Harry's 'silence' after Prince William backs BBC Princess Diana inquiry https://t.co/jkCztRZoDR

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

@BrandonFTBL @virginmedia No doubt customer “service” are lying away promising to fix it. They’re so dishonest and unhelpful on the phone

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

@Madmazzyy Yes - still down 36 hours after an “update” - useless and dishonest staff on calls keeping me waiting and failing to make any difference

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

@jacopobarigazzi Yum! The Italians are the best at these kinds of drinks. I also like Amaro ... the Averna one is my favourite ... I hope you’re well Jacopo, it’s been a very long time!

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

Hey @btsport you might want to tell your Champions League commentator to stop dissing the game he’s working on and moaning about it not being Barca v Bayern ... not doing you a great service and quite disrespectful to boot

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

@PeterHoskinsTV Yessir, that’s what the internet is for!

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

Love #Amazon live football stream - hate awful jerky image. Makes me seasick! Sort it out please before we’re too ill to keep watching (and stop smirking in the corner #VirginMedia you’re nowhere near as good as you think) #AmazonPrimeVideo #awfulpicturequality #PremierLeague

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

This.

[The Jewish Chronicle @JewishChron]

Here's our front page this week - addressed not to our usual readers but to our fellow British citizens

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

Gross #Argos delivery guy just pissed against his truck right outside our front door! Says a lot about their customer service.

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

If only to acknowledge the great effort made to capture this sequence ... and luckily his noble work looks amazing. Good on you!

[Your Southend @YourSouthend]

This amazing composite photo shows the Moon's path and Eclipse phases during the 'Super Blood Wolf Moon' event last night.

Photographer Dawid Glawdzin spent 3.5 hours on Southend beach in the freezing temperatures, taking more than 100 photographs to create this image.

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

@eddasharpe Only just seen this @eddasharpe and totally agree ... while you're there please may we have a look at specific and pacific? Or luminous/illuminous? Or how to parse the questionable verb "to text"? #evenmoreoldfarty

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

@imdbell Don’t panic!

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

Wise words

[Karishma Vaswani @KarishmaJourno]

Read this thread:

[SAS-LRDG-ROH @SAS_LRDG_ROH]

#EveryDayRemembrance

Let's get this one going please people!
Every one of your RTs or Likes helps to locate next of kin so that they can attend memorial inaugurations next year.

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

@TheStoicEmperor An error celebrated is a comedy

Comedy is a chance to fail without shame

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

Late to the party here ... check this out, it's excellent stuff. Some very wise words updating an old way of thinking to prove how relevant it still is.

[The Stoic Emperor @TheStoicEmperor]

Every person with a smartphone and a pair of headphones has access to the kind of education that was once reserved for the sons of aristocracy.

[Jules Heynes @RealDrBott]

This story is the gift that keeps on giving

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.