dragonxtrem

jabbar enjoyer ,sip of coula taker

[sterling @sterlingcupid]

i think about this a least once a month

[dog eyes @urfavmelaaa]

we are neither romantic nor platonic but a secret devastatingly worse third thing

[Dr Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

guys with vasectomies after hitting it raw:

[bryce stevens @MALERAPEVICTIM]

Grandma asking me wha happened to that “little girlfriend I had” n had to explain she gave up on me

[New Mentalities @NewMentalities]

Honorable mention.

[ubaru @ubaruu]

every friend group got that one homie that lost his way and is a shell of his former self

[🩰 @IkWhatItWas]

Am I cooked

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Was at a family function and my sjw cousin was droning on about some libtard bullshit and I said “We get it Linda - you were molested and now it’s everyone’s problem!”, which got a surprising amount of laughs. But then she said “You - you RAPED me!” and I kinda lost the crowd

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

because real niggas already a dying breed

[♠️ @ayzorla]

does brian steel do situationship Unblocks or just murders n that

[joey @jothebeetle]

turned my phone off today and took a three hour walk in silence because of a woman i’m not even dating. diva down

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

no i didn’t get enough protein today but i did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissues in my heart

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

9/9-9/10-9/11

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

This is still the funniest tweet of all time

[j ⋆.˚ @madeofelsewhere]

should I marry him

[Saturn 🪐 @soyjustamentese]

me gusta decir “oki” es como un ok feliz