Ellie May

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What kind of chickens are the funniest?

Comedi-hens! 🐔 🐓🤣

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!! ⚡️🪁💡

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad away! 🐸

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

Why is there a fence around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in! 🪦💀

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

How much does it cost pirates to get earrings?

A buck- an- ear!! 🏴‍☠️ 👂🏽💎

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purrrrrrple! 😸🐈🐈‍⬛💜

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed! 🖼👮🚓

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

Why did the teacher put on sun glasses?

Because her students were so bright! ☀️👓 😎

[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What do you call a dog that can tell time?

A watch dog!! ⏰ 🐶

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What animals can you not trust?

Big cats! Because some are cheetahs and some are always lion! 🦁🐆
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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What kind of animal wears a wig?

A bald eagle! 🦅

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

Why did the peanut get into a rocket?

Because it wanted to be an Astro-nut! 🥜 👩‍🚀 🚀

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs! 🐝 🍯

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What is a cow’s favorite holiday?

Moo Year’s Eve!! 🐮 🎉

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools! 🐠 🐟 🐠 🐟

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

I hope everyone had a wonderful Easter weekend and your egg hunts were as successful as mine was!! 🐰 🥚

[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

Why did they ducks keep attacking the dog when it went to the park?

Because it was a pure bread! 🐕 🍞

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What music frightens balloons?

Pop music! 🎈 🎶

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What stays in the corner but can still travel the world?

A stamp! 💌📫

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[Ellie May @RealEllieMay]

What happens when dinosaurs drive cars?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks! 🦖 🚗

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