me

waiting for someone to make a fakeEmilijaG account...

[Is Daft Punk Touring @daftpunkontour]

No.

[Paki Blinder @s41ah]

how tf a computer gonna ask me if i’m a robot, mf YOU ARE the robot😭

[me @RealEmilijaG]

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[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

how it started how it ended

[James @CaucasianJames]

got an offer to be on snl but declined because i’m typically busy on saturday nights making memories with friends

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Call of Booty, great game

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19.

(Source: @realDonaldTrump)

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready.

[shri @inejskate]

remember paper towns 💀 this boy really did the most thinking this girl was sending him signs to come find her and when he finally did she was like .........why are you here

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

What if we got rid of Facebook (destructive) and instead just created one big excel sheet with everyone's birthdays (helpful)?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

[Clownlito @clownlito]

I wish corona virus started in Las Vegas cuz what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

170 days in quarantine and I think I’m still sane 🤪