Kelli English

Just trying to save the world, one bitchy comment at a time

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

Wow, Toledo is having a bad night #OPLive

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@OfficialOPLive Los Angeles on this Full Moon Friday!

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

Starting off strong getting tased at the Waffle House #OPLive

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@AskMetrolink Where is 624?!

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@AskMetrolink Where is 624?! No answer at text or calling. Train reduction schedule should have more trains ready to go. It was 20 minutes late yesterday! Can't do this every day!

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

Anybody else Panic for a minute? #OPLive #OnPatrolLive #OPNation

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@OfficialOPLive Los Angeles! #OPLive

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

This guy sounds like the people that call my office 🤣 #PublicService #OPLive #OnPatrolLive #OPNation

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@OfficialOPLive Watching from Los Angeles!

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

Here we go! #OPLive #OnPatrolLive #OPNation

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@Metrolink Sign on Track 3 at Buena Park hasn't worked since Monday

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@OfficialOPLive Finally cooling down in Los Angeles, I was running my AC earlier this week 😂 #OnPatrolLive #OPNation #OPLive

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

Altima! #OPLive #OnPatrolLive #OPNation

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@OfficialOPLive Watching from a ridiculously hot Los Angeles. We had a high of 86°, I had to turn my AC on 🤣

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@k_guarez I've got my air conditioner on in SoCal 😂

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

@markyrod1 @Chilis Burgers are pretty great, they used to have awesome enchiladas but no longer

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

Too lazy to cook so @Chilis it is! #OPLive #OnPatrolLive #OPNation #BigQPBurger

[Kelli English @RealEnglishLady]

Not feeling great so comfort food of @kfc it is! #OPLive #OnPatrolLive #OPNation @ReelzChannel

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.