Mr. Brightside

I will make milk shoot out of your nose. Just an ordinary average guy. Not here to collect followers! No lists!

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

“Can’t we all just get along?” No, sometimes we cannot.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@nowornever2_0 Serious poker face.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@realDonaldTrump This didn’t age well did it, Orangey McPussyneck?

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@patriotgirl776 @GaryAndersbm7a So you’re saying the only way to contribute to society is to work?

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@DodgersNation Y’all, we are trying to conserve fuel here, heading into the playoffs. Yeah, tonight‘s lineup isn’t super juiced, but this is an opportunity to hand out some rest. Stop with the lineup hating stop at the Roberts hating and just go with it-the guy didn’t get lucky back to back.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@SaraHermanw0 Someone has to do work to rekindle relationships with our allies.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@SenTuberville Who, we? We, you, the people? Doesn’t work like that.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@karolineleavitt So when you make your children breakfast at home, are you gonna lie to them and say that only lunatic left wingers eat pancakes?

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@krassenstein She has decided to spend more time lying to her family instead of DJT.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@GaryPetersonUSA Looks like a good nap was had.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@Jim_Jordan Real Americans don’t need a wrestling coach to tell them what they love.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@RobSchneider So do J6ers get a cashiers check or hung for sedition?

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@SirBylHolte Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@HankDesmondPhD I couldn’t get past logic and Arkansas in the same sentence.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@HawleyMO Does POTUS have immunity? Didn’t he invoke the fifth over 400 times?

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@MeghanMcCain Yeah, that’s the way to further alienate our former ally!!

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@Malia_joo So you’re saying we can’t debate your view, just because it’s your view?

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@spencerpratt You can tell even more about a person when they open their mouth and show you what a fucking idiot they are, Spencer.

Shhhhhhhhhh.

[Mr. Brightside @RealErikTNelson]

@MajorReckoning Find me some red videos outside of Bakersfield and Huntington Beach and then we’ll talk…

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@GuntherEagleman Just announced! Alligators like popcorn!

It’s easy to make announcements.

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@nowornever2_0 Dicks everywhere are demanding a retraction!

“We don’t look like that!”