Real Estate Bae

Now is the time to buy

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Things that have put my marriage on the brink of a divorce:
The new Bronco
The Snoo

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I like the part where grant cardone said he was bankrupt and then it was a lie and no one knows what to think and only one Scientologist blog is covering it.

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This COO book cements that most Chief Operating Officers don’t do anything.

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@adamharward I think this one was sold but will let you know if any others come my way.

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Off-market mobile home park for sale in Montana.
Good news too, apparently most of the trailers aren’t Park-owned after all.

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I _usually_ love reading and collecting spam--
But, this email was so irrelevant, it made highest read time of all my spam today.
Now that I've spent so much time with him, destroying it will reduce my joy. #MARIEKONDO

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@jpad_ii I love their logo!

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As a Realtor, I can't wait until NAR / CAR go down in flames. No broker and no agent likes them. They spend their time justifying their political agenda and wallets. They were built to stop unethical actions & they are unethical ones. #realestate #realestateagent #tech #startup

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Landlord: “hey girls we’re using 40% more energy than the average home.”
Us: No shit, you have 1.5 gfs, renting all room +the illegal one.”

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@jpad_ii Hahahaha yessss

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I’d like to stop and take a moment to recognize this as one of the greatest mascot logos.

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But he cared more about his vacation home than his job so that probably made sense.

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Truths: another friend’s senior manager is getting the axe because no one saw his value.
She is being promoted.

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The most successful managers I’ve seen survive do a ton of work and don’t just pawn it off. My fav gave people free reign, but then got axed

[Real Estate Bae @RealEstateBae]

12:25am - Faint on couch. crumbs everywhere.
* Drive home.
* 1am - Shower. Eat whatever is microwavable in your freezer & half a box of cookies.
* 1:30am - Get into bed. You'll feel like either a Tony Robbins pep talk or the Donnie Darko theme song.

[Real Estate Bae @RealEstateBae]

People say to me, "It's all about the one thing."
* WELL, I'm here to show you, you can have TWO.
* Maybe die, but nonetheless.
* Here's how you can do it.

[Real Estate Bae @RealEstateBae]

6pm - Start designing / coding for idiots w/ dev.
* Continue stuffing face with the cheapest cheese and crackers from the store for protein. Pop open sale Bevmo wine.
* 11pm - You're tired but there's no stopping now, the dev JUST got in the flow.