Evan

[Bo French @bofrench]

Cool. Wait until you hear what Lindsay Clancy did.

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@ProFootballDoc @Patriots Does the fact that he’s in a boot change your initial thoughts about a high ankle?

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@MattWalshBlog Matt, I’m not defending this woman or the hung jury result (obviously the lone holdout was correct), but what you’re acknowledging is an issue with our criminal and civil processes. Jurors latch onto random things and often decide the case based on things entirely beyond the law.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Super Bowl appearances:

1 — Drake Maye
0 — Josh Allen

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@HomaTrackerr That was…bad

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@ohiotate Do you think he saw you taking a pic

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

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[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@AlbertBreer Breer, are we getting all pro teams today?

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@LudwigAhgren Cease and desist

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@hen_ease Let’s see the slip hanky

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@ArtButSports @Eagles Ur mom

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@zahraelise_ @b0ygirlboybot In the running for dumbest tweet I’ve ever seen

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@BFW Why aren’t your glasses resting on your ears? Wtf

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@Ruth_Mensch Can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

You traded 2 hall of famers in the span of 5 years for Alex verdugo, Connor Wong, Jeter downs, Jordan hicks, and Kyle Harrison

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The Red Sox just fucking traded Rafael Devers.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The Red Sox are so fucking stupid, man. I don’t blame anyone who says they’re done with this dumbass franchise.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

BREAKING: There is currently an investigation being launched into the Seattle Storm coaching staff by the WNBA and league security, per @Khristina.

The league is reviewing a complaint from a former Seattle Storm player who alleges an assistant coach directed profanity at them.

[Evan @RealEvanRussell]

@HomaTrackerr How are you following along?