RealEvilCleo

Jokes and Mutterings of a Super Villain. 2020 Presidential Meddler 🇺🇸

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

I’ll distract Little Prince George, you grab the Crown Jewels! 💎 👑

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

It’s time for me to come clean and reveal the truth. I. AM. SUPERMAN! 🦸‍♂️ ☁️ ⁣⁣

[PetHaus @HelloPetHaus]

A wolf 🐺 in sheep’s clothing ⚡️
How cute : badass does @RealEvilCleo look 🤘🏻💙
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⚡️⚡️EOFY SALE - only a few days left!! Sizes and patches running low 😬
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- score a bargain so we don’t have to count it in stocktake 😂😂😂… https://t.co/7NRTFi4QWn

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

Who you gonna call? 🐶🚫👻

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

@natalievaness15 Not to mention ferocious! 😱

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

I’m STILL fired up from #GamesOfThrones ! I’m such a War Beast!! 🗡🐺😈

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

@natalievaness15 Some people have no sense of humor. I like to channel some Dr Evil... “Have you heard of New Kids on the... BLOCK!” 😉

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

I’m off celebrating #Friyay so here’s a photo of a ferocious bear instead 🐻 😱

[shitty watercolour @SWatercolour]

goodbye grumpy cat

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

@Nicole_Cliffe Keep him busy I’ll be there in 30!

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

Happy Mother’s Day MotherFluffers! 😈🌷💐

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

My #Startup is going SO well I’m raising more money! It’s not that I spent it all, I just don’t want any of you to miss out! 😎💰

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

A long time ago in a galaxy fur fur away... Star Paws! #MayThe4thBeWithYou ✨🚀

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

@natalievaness15 🥰🥰🥰

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

Someone kidnapped the Easter Bunny? What is the world coming to?! ⁣🐰🧺
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Now... who wants some of these delicious eggs? 🥚😏 #HappyEaster

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

@natalievaness15 Was it the flying? ☁️🐶💨☁️

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

It’s time for me to come clean and reveal the truth. I. AM. SUPERMAN! 🦸‍♂️ ☁️ ⁣⁣

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

It’s #Caturday on Twitter! Because everyone with a dog is out having fun 🐶🌴

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

It’s #EarthDay! Here’s me with my Death Star to remind you all how lucky you are to still have one! 🌍 ✨

[RealEvilCleo @RealEvilCleo]

@GemCWL I know. It’s so sad! I’m glad I was with you the entire time it happened 😏 😇