I am sure the algorithm will bury this tweet, but I’m still damn proud of my shor, October Mourning, that I made a few years ago. It’s available on YouTube. If you have some time, please check it out and share. Can’t wait to direct more! https://t.co/diBQlACLFN
Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
stop trying to show me the alien from Disclosure Day!!!! the alien from Disclosure Day is NONE of my business until i’m sat in a theater watching Disclosure Day!!!!
@slomar2423@BlakeHHarris Even better if he hits it while they are severely down in the 7th or 8th or something and it cuts the deficit to six runs. I’d have to respect him.
Rep. Lauren Boebert weighs in on the government's release of UFO files, saying aliens are actually "fallen angels and Nephilim" from the Old Testament: "I do believe that this is more spiritual and, if you really want to go there, demonic."
@danielpsy58@ceciarmy What about a version where she was a German spy for the allies who was there waiting to meet up with them to lead them to where the Nazis were hiding their ammo and supplies.
@SirWirtz@JCColtin A real politician puts the side chick/legal fees on the payroll while his wife makes her money selling books on how to create the perfect happy family until she eventually writes a book titled the courage to preservere once the affairs she knew about the whole time become public.
@dodgernate He has insane stuff, just struggling with the command. If his splitter isn’t working he overly relies on the fastball and MLB hitters are able to adjust to that. When that splitter is on keeping the other team honest, he’s damn near unhittable. He needs a 3rd/4th pitch.