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Wrestler. Sometimes I write jokes.

[FUG @RealFUG]

Minus 14 grand on the chase! We are finished

[FUG @RealFUG]

@imsomunny Was going to get tickets, but I still haven't seen the first eight

[FUG @RealFUG]

Declan Couscous
#Traitors #traitor

[FUG @RealFUG]

Just realised I don't have a 2025 calendar in my office so I suppose I HAVE to order a Chinese tonight.

[FUG @RealFUG]

@JacobsBen @WoodmanGav @Johnnyvaughan
New years eve with Colleen and the Kids. He'll be gutted.

[Moshville Times @MoshTimes]

Gig Review: Slay Duggee & Lucha Britannia Christmas Slaycation – IndigO2, London (28th December 2024)

"A fantastic last show of the year"

https://t.co/e4tpqw368F

#metal #heavymetal #music #livemusic #London #wrestling #MoshvilleTimes @slayduggee @LuchaBritannia

[indigoatTheO2 @indigoatTheO2]

Get ready to rumble! @LuchaBritannia and @SlayDuggee are bringing XMAS SLAYCATION on 28 Dec!

Like Mexican Wrestling 🤼‍♀️, Or can’t resist metal covers of family favourites like Baby Shark, Stick!, and SpongeBob! 🦈🍍 This is the show for YOU! 😄

🎟️ https://t.co/28uAw6FcNZ

[Lucha Britannia @LuchaBritannia]

Don't forget that doors open 12 midday tomorrow Sat 28th Dec @indigoatTheO2 #London for #Xmasslaycation @slayduggee @LuchaBritannia
Happy Holidays and let's Slay!
#bestshowintown #LuchaLibre #prowrestling #childrensheavymetal #familyshow #superheroes #supervillians

[FUG @RealFUG]

Right, back to work everyone

[FUG @RealFUG]

Christmas isn't officially over until you've reset all your parents passwords and security questions

[FUG @RealFUG]

Can Gromit win an Oscar?

[FUG @RealFUG]

Credit where it's due, he man marked me all through the lamb prep and didn't give me an inch while making the salmon. He's put in a performance on the day and got results.

[FUG @RealFUG]

Hey @nickjonas
In "Introducing me" from Camp Rock 2, when you sing "I like it when the moon looks like a toenail", do you mean a full nail, like a waxing gibbous, or a clipping, like a crescent?

[FUG @RealFUG]

It's a Festivus for the rest of us

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Seasons greetings at this magical time of year 🎄🥰

[FUG @RealFUG]

Live scenes from Tesco

[Lucha Britannia @LuchaBritannia]

Get Tix Now!
Just one week to go!
https://t.co/DESXum0jwz
#thisisluchatown
#luchabritannia
#bestshowintown

[FUG @RealFUG]

I may come across as a sophisticated gentleman, but I'm at my happiest eating a Tesco Meal Deal on a Premier Inn

[FUG @RealFUG]

Oops, took a wrong turn on my run

[FUG @RealFUG]

Woke up in the night and sneezed. Not been able to move my neck since. Getting old is fun.