Blake Spires

The views expressed herein still in no way reflect those of the real Blake Spires, whom people apparently decided to hire. Teacher. Uncle. Cats fan.

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

@DragonflyJonez His college numbers at Houston are silly.

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

Hunter Biden has been playing Pokemon with crackheads for 20 years, of course he’s good at Twitter

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Got more pleats than running plays.

[Will Stein @CoachWillStein]

I love this picture #BBN #AirRaidPioneers

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

@TJWalkerRadio Lovely team you got there. Be a shame if Thad Jaracz happened to it.

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

Playing Big Blue Roulette.

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@WildcatsTongue You gotta fire your coach.

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

I’m sorry but if Wemby is playing I need snipers watching the court

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

You’d have a really hard time convincing me to care how much any school paid to land any player.

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

Talking on a banana instead of a phone would have gone crazy but this is a start.

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That’s a good fit. Had to have it.

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A pitch 3 feet outside called for a ball.

West Virginia fans:

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WELL THEN

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The Rams traded for WHOM

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

Maria Taylor the second tallest person on the court

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Fox smiling like a man who remembers Sacramento.

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Boy the Spurs are not supposed to already be here. Horrifying.

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

CASON WALLACE IS ELITE

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Everybody in this game is awesome and like 20 years old

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Chet Holmgren gonna enjoy Milwaukee.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Keldon 4q buckets. PROUD