Jake El Serpiente

Hater| Two faced| Dislike anything you like| Hipster| Beauty queen of only 18| Demogorgon mom| Only reply to texts with k| Long hair don't care| 1 7YP3 LYK D15

[Jake El Serpiente @RealFakeJake]

If that boy Ted Bundy was really as smart as he thought, he would have ordered never ending breadsticks from olive garden as his last meal. They legally can't put you to death until you finish and they'd be forced to keep bringing the mf his bread until he died of natural causes

[Jake El Serpiente @RealFakeJake]

DIY chili is OUT
DEI chili is IN

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[Benjamin Rubinstein @BenFRubinstein]

WHO SENT ME THIS???

[Jake El Serpiente @RealFakeJake]

@AquarianSatan I'd follow you to the ends of the universe ❤️

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Turns out my biggest mistake might have been believing people were inherently good…

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@eelfriend @AquarianSatan

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@AquarianSatan @ilneigeYT I say, I say, that there's a good idea, boy!

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

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@AquarianSatan @dog_rates the Mingus x Dingus spawn 😭

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@AquarianSatan @StarlyCactus2 got them all

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@cogsanity @AquarianSatan

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@AquarianSatan @kuwabarbara we can dream

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