John Shurna

The REALFAKE twitter account of the #24 basketball player at Northwestern University. Basically, just pass me the ball, guys. [email protected]

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Showing off my dance moves at #NUDM. It's for the kids, of course.

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Guys, today is so exciting! It's leap day, and it's almost 60 degrees!! #hellospring

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

@TeddyGreenstein hold up, what's happens in March?

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Wait, WTF when did the Keg close?!

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

@TeddyGreenstein alive and real!

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Woah, I just woke up from a 4 week nap. What'd I miss? Anything good??

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Wait, the game already started? And the team still hasn't shown up? Silly cats.

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Can't wait to play Minnesota today! Gonna be a great game, hope you all watch at 4pm! #B1G

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Yep.

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

I've been telling Carmondy to bench Luka for a while. Guess he finally got wise.

[Northwestern Basketball @NUMensBball]

After last night's game, @TheReallyRealFakeShurna (19.4 ppg) and @TheRealDrewski1 (18.1) rank 1st and 2nd in the B1G in scoring. #dynamicduo

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Shoutout to my teammate, @TheRealDrewski1 for his 34-pt game. It's great to share the spotlight once in a while. #humblebrag

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Once again, it took me a while to figure out where we were playing. #thatshitCreigh

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Just doing my humble duty. #ninethrees

[Mike Hall @MikeHallHere]

John Shurna going nuts. 6 made 3's in the first 12 minutes of the game #BTN (his career high in a game is 7)

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Game time, bros. #getit

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That's right, boys. #protect (but get my name right, please.) @TheRealDrewski1 @alexburt1

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Not bad? NOT BAD??? RT: @NU_SportsLIVE: Not a bad first 4+ minutes for Shurna: 6 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 blocked shot.

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

And it was great to have JerShon back at practice. Now I have another person to pass me the ball. I'm just trying to get him a few assists.

[John Shurna @RealFakeShurna]

Monday night at the Keg rocked yesterday. It was probably the high Shurna to others ratio. #Irockthebodywhorockstheparty