Usama Farooq

I try to mix humour with life in my tweets. Highly Questionable.

[The Kratt Brothers @TheKrattBros]

Today marks 24 years (!!) since our first Creature Adventure with our leaping lemur friend Zoboo at Animal Junction!🤯

[Kevin Yeung @KevinHFY]

I wrote about DeMar DeRozan, and how rewarding it’s been to watch him be so successful this season https://t.co/a36omi1iTV

[Kevin Yeung @KevinHFY]

My ★½ review of Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings on @letterboxd: https://t.co/TniKmLXQ0b

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

I can’t even the describe the disappointment I felt the first time I tried a Turkish Delight.

[SportsBettingDime @SBD]

🚨DAILY DIME🚨

(1) Alabama plays (2) Georgia for the National Championship, & SBD college football editor @_mitchrobson gives his best bet!

See all of SBD’s 🏆game trends, promos, & picks: https://t.co/MVXBus3o34

#RollTide #GoDawgs
#NationalChampionship

[IncomeTax  @IncomeTaxxx]

Top 1 moment in cinematic history

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

@_kishanmistry @PopCrave Disney Channel went all down hill after the series finale

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

No need to wear the Jordans tomorrow man. Don’t even need to wear shoes for this

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

I CANNOT WAIT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAW ON TOMORROW'S UNDISPUTED. COWBOY-HATING, BRADY-HATING SHANNON SHARPE CANNOT WIN.

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

@nolancattell @_kishanmistry Someone should do a Facebook live talking about EA NHL soundtracks and eating ice cream.

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

@_mitchrobson Just rest them the remaining playoffs to avoid the heavier minutes. That way, they are able to push all the chips in for 2022

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

This is what you play for.

An unforgettable debut for @Alek_Manoah47 and his family 💙

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

@Berye14 @_mitchrobson @GwashburnGlobe Brother Kyrie just needed to remove himself from that environment. It has done wonders for his health and on-court performance

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

@_mitchrobson @GwashburnGlobe Brother Kyrie is calling for love, not hate. Quite commendable

[Mitch Robson @_mitchrobson]

Matt Harvey throwing six strong against the Yankees

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

Watching a few “Young Sheldon” clips on YouTube, I don’t get the intense hate to it. Yeah, it’s not the best show but it’s not the worst. What else did you expect on a show based on Sheldon as a kid?

[★ @dasiatired]

why is this so funny

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

Kevin Garnett in Uncut Gems

[Kevin Yeung @KevinHFY]

It’s been so exciting to watch Aaliyah Edwards finishing everything that Paige Bueckers throws at her this season for UConn, and it looks like she could be one of Canada’s next basketball stars.

I profiled her rise for @bardown (with art from @SEVSRE!) https://t.co/tZWMzeSYqt

[andrew @AndrewsNotFunny]

y=mx+b jokes are great but at some point we'll have to draw the line

[Usama Farooq @RealFakeUsama]

Thinking about this a lot lately.
This movie is a legit Hallmark flick. Big-shot and self-centred protagonist gets stuck in a small town. Thanks to a love interest and the residents, he learns where true happiness comes from and uses his resources to save the town.