Real Faux Madden

Creator of Parody Accounts @FauxJohnMadden and @PretendLouHoltz; Life-long Seahawks fan.

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When you finally break out of the friend zone

https://t.co/ZxphrpuOE3

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@DonaghCorby_ @ludoregrets Weird, that never happens in politics! Ever!

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Big talk from the same guy who was too afraid to debate Bernie in California. https://t.co/LVCjo0PKrN

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Bae: "Come over."

Me: "I can't, I'm frozen solid."

Bae: "My parents are out of town."

Me:

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@pepper_duke Hah. Saw this on my Facebook timeline today. Pretty crazy.

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I love @TheOnion

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@Blunt_Doctor_RX You never know, global warming could take out the rest of the AFCN and Matt Schaub could rally!

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@RollDamnTerps I think there is literally no way that happens, lol. Fuente or Babers would be solid hires by the Terps though.

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@DannyWallington I am. I also hate the bandwagon Seahawk fans as much as everyone else :)

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Chip Kelly will be the next USC coach, mark it down.

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@WXReese Yep exactly. NCAA is a living hypocrisy.

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Fournette wants to auction his jersey to aid flood victims = Violation

NCAA sells "#7" jersey for $90 = Cool!

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@akazemi11 judging by last night, you're probably right

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My NFL predictions that will surely be wrong and you probably don't care much about.

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@theryanwalsh lol at putting a period in front of it to get your whopping 300 followers to see it.

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@theryanwalsh You would be living proof of this wouldn't you?

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@CdotSalem lol did you see his post saying his grandparents were the first ones in line at the premiere?

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@BdotAdot5 These videos are so good man. Hilarious stuff.

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@TayStern But he's a Steeler fan.

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@SDLOVE77 lol cannot believe it.