SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi)

Lost access to original account. Farmer in the heartland. STIMULATOR OF THE ECONOMY. Simple man with simple pleasures. Tweets are not financial advice.

[Wacketay the Woke Sultan @Wacketayy]

Right on red is hilariously dangerous and should be illegal. I basically never do it.

[Kendrick's burner @LarhwallY]

The Odyssey 2026 https://t.co/sqIhEuh11n

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

When Burleson hits a dinger tonight

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

I haven’t seen France get this embarrassed since every major conflict ever

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

This is AI but… old school Pizza Hut was phenomenal. The salad bar, the plastic red coke cups, breadsticks… slapped as a young lad

[Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️ @FracSlap]

Really pissed I was born too late in life to enjoy a cigarette in Pizza Hut.

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

Honestly, blues have killed it since the trade deadline. STL on the rise

[Thomas Welch @twelcher15]

Good God. Lets try this again

Holloway - Thomas - Snuggerud
McMichael - McTavish - Buchnevich
Neighbours - Suter - Dvorsky
Walker - Finley - Toropchenko

Yeah, that’ll play. #stlblues

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

Lmao

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

In a stunning move, former Cardinals exec John Mozeliak named LA Angels interim GM https://t.co/a23luzi6iQ

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

Call me thumpuhhh

[fat sluggo @mild_salsa_]

this is crazy cuz they all look bad asf

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

Whenever I start to think I’m clever, I’m reminded that there are levels that I once thought didn’t exist. Tweet of the year

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

By incredible do you mean r*tarded?

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸A skydiver scattered 248,000 seeds over Colorado's desert to help restore native plants and support biodiversity.

The incredible moment was captured on camera.

Writer: Daniyal

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

This tweet absolutely slaps if you’re a mongoloid

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

Only lib post I’ll give you… this man is a cartoon of a corrupt person hahahaha

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

This is Trump donor and Mar-a-Lago neighbor John Cafaro who got the no-bid contract to install a water purification system for the reflecting pool. He has 2 prior convictions, one for bribing a member of Congress and another for an illegal loan that violated campaign finance laws.

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

5min > 5sec

Hope that helps

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

“5 minutes alone in a cell” he had 5 seconds with a group and his brother got poked up, not sure what that’s gonna do for him

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

WOULD BUT WOULDNT. HOPE MY MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS UNDERSTAND

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

how is this the same person

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

As a partaker in nicotine pouches, you should be shot for spitting one into a urinal

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

MAKES YOU THINK

[Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69]

If boobs aren’t supposed to be sexual how come they give me so many boners?

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

I for one am SHOCKED

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Lena the Plug files for divorce from Adam22.

Details: https://t.co/ygs8SqPTwM

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

Saw @coldplay guy with another dude on an Alaskan cruise. Gay?

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

Two options:
1) chunk the piss out of it
2) blade the Christ out of it

- Dr. T

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

How would you play this golf shot? ⛳️🏌️

[SIMPle Man2 (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi) @RealFauxRolex1]

MID

[s c e n e @hostokyo]

crazy how sophie rain is literally number 1 and i’ve still never seen anything leaked 🤯