SIMPle Man (Dr. Tomithy Tamaguchi)

Farmer in the Heartland. STIMULATOR OF THE ECONOMY. Simple man with simple pleasures. TWEETS ARE NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

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@nytimes During his rampant lying, I’m glad he found the time to write a book on his excellent leadership

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Chiefs look like dookie

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I should have paid more attention in sex ed. I thought they just had like a sack/bag of milk in there

[OpenMoon @OpenMoonAI]

How breastfeeding works
Credit: design_cells

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Mrs T and I performed a similar ceremony the first night we met

[OpenMoon @OpenMoonAI]

Bald eagles usually mate for life, and their courtship ritual is truly amazing.https://t.co/JuccPX0dKg

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This is how it feels playing CoD these days

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This was the most insane stage of the pandemic.

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THATS TOO MANY

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I have six kids. What about you?

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China is winning

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

I just want to get my laundry detergent for the year and get out…

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Dancing?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Chris Brown seen dancing in the desert in Dubai 👀 https://t.co/mg9uUr2sIo

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All jokes aside, the use of the v-spread technique is top tier

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Germany is a place where you could experience ethnic genocide or some of the best lagers in the world… and that’s what makes this place special

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Well that’s one way to answer that question https://t.co/lXcoZScbkh

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@costco_luvr @Cbowatchesfilm @EddieObis explain the significance in football terms

[CNN @CNN]

Pope Francis formally permits Roman Catholic priests to bless same-sex couples, in a major shift in Vatican doctrine https://t.co/jbNU97YVkz

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If you told me this jackass would have 8 targets before this game started, I would have started counting my money

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Nuclear missile whale play of the century is Hopkins 5+ catches today. Put the mortgage on it folks

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Not great

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Will be home without Mrs. T for a few days. Had to give my internet provider a heads up that activity will skyrocket.

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Alright I’m sold on 2024

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

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Stocker stuffer idea???

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I enjoy box

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At this point I’m convinced my body yearns for shitting at the bar. Death. Taxes. Shitting at the local watering hole.