Will Ferrel™

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Sometimes when I'm bored I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb..

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Regret setting your phone on 'Silent' or 'Vibrate' once you misplaced it.

[Will Ferrel™ @RealFerrellWill]

Anyone who thinks having a child is the best day of their life clearly never had a vending machine give them 2 bags of Doritos by accident

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Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.

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I wonder how long it would take a giraffe to throw up

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That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend but it hits someone else.

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Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. Personally, I'm not looking to develop a heart problem.

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"Pssst! Hey Patrick?" "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24" "What?" "25" #spongebob

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My car remote died. I had to insert my key into the lock like some kind of goddamn animal

[Will Ferrel™ @RealFerrellWill]

One man's trash is another man's treasure" -great saying, horrendous slogan for an adoption agency

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If zombies ever attack, go to Costco. It has concrete walls, years of supplies, and the zombies can't get in without a membership card.

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Found a mozzarella stick in my rental car glove compartment and ate it, no hesitation. That's gangster. Would a blood or crip do that? NOPE

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I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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How I finish my presentations : "So, um... Yeah..."

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You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google

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Those small rocks that get in your shoe for no fucking reason

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I hate when your mad at someone and they make you laugh

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Forget flooding and blackouts, i just saw a dude in downtown NYC eating a raw potato like an apple, biting right into it. IT'S WILD OUT HERE