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@asshatperson @philswiftontv It's a long story, but basically at the last meetup someone told Phil that babies had delicate heads, so he started violently wrapping all the infants in flex tape. That shit doesn't come off and eighteen of them suffocated. #FlexOn
We’d like to reiterate that you can’t use Flex Seal Liquid on any non-porous surface, or your baby brother when he’s crying like a little bitch. #FlexTip#FlexOn