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A statement from Phil about recent rumors about new Flex Seal™ Foods. It's good news! #FlexTape #FlexSeal #FlexOn

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@philswiftontv With a dash of Flex Seal for flavor! #FlexOn

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@philswiftontv Sounds good! Just remember not to flex the muscle that got you arrested last spring, Phil! #FlexOn #OnTheRun

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#ParentingIn5WordsOrLess

Flex Tape diapers hold tight!

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@HydratedI Anyone who wants a rich, nutritional meal! #FlexOn

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@asshatperson @philswiftontv It's a long story, but basically at the last meetup someone told Phil that babies had delicate heads, so he started violently wrapping all the infants in flex tape. That shit doesn't come off and eighteen of them suffocated. #FlexOn

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@philswiftontv That’s right Phil! Just spray Flex Seal all over your body and you’re ready to #FlexOn the haters!

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@displayter We don’t, he was at Home Depot last night and he started laughing at us over the phone. #FlexOn

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EXCLUSIVE: In our next ad, Phil will cause A LOTTA DAMAGE!
to his mental health

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@philswiftontv @GetFlexSeal He's not kidding! Seriously! Phil scares us!

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@philswiftontv @GetFlexSeal For the last time Phil, we got that in 2011.

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Phil just came into the office with his shirt on backwards and no shoes. What a weirdo! #FlexTape #FlexOn

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We’d like to reiterate that you can’t use Flex Seal Liquid on any non-porous surface, or your baby brother when he’s crying like a little bitch. #FlexTip #FlexOn

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@GetFlexSeal @philswiftontv Phil thinks he’s holding a huge bottle of glue, looks like his delusions are back! #FlexOn

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@philswiftontv What Phil forgets to mention is the fifteen times he fell in! Guy nearly lost an arm. #FlexOn

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Try a sip of #FlexSealLiquid today!

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Got a problem with your new Flex Tape™ or Flex Seal™? Send us a DM for instant support! #FlexOn