Jeff Filippi

sometimes spectacular, always amazing.

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

Took a full month after closing… but I finally have access to my community gates and don’t have to pray someone is leaving as I’m trying to go home… #FirstWorldProblems

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Have a feeling the hippy driving Tesla with plate “4 R ERTH” may not have done very well in science class…

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Totaled out a customers single cab truck with twin turbos, told the guy it was a slick sleeper truck… his response made me shoot monster out my nose… “man it ain’t a sleeper truck, it’s a Mexican GTR!!!”

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When you just grab a random bottle of whiskey out of the cabinet… then after glass #3 you realize you grabbed the barrel proof…

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

So inflation is still up, mortgage rates are still up, why is the only thing falling my HYSA rate!?!?!??

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It is actually impressive how poorly I time crypto transactions…

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If this car accident makes me miss out on my “I voted” sticker I’m going to be PISSED.

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“Better than it is” that’s terrible word choice… given that “what it is” currently…. Is your running mate…

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Drink every time he says Minnesota… 😂😂😂

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Regardless of what side you’re on… this is painful to watch…

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

Alright friends… here is your friendly reminder, if you’re underwater on that car loan and don’t have gap… stay the fuck off the road, there is no magic button that will get that 2016 Altima that you financed at 20% 6 months ago and owe 30 grand on paid off… just stay home.

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Mannnnn I thought Tesla was bad about nosediving their cars resale value… have you seen what Fisker is doing!?!????

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

@FedEx “please make sure someone is home to sign for package” also @FedEx … rings doorbell of a 4 story house and is back in the truck and off the street before anyone can get to the door…

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

I’m being punked right? Or it’s a full moon? Customer just told me I need to “just do the right thing, because I know Joe Biden, and I’ll get you” come on man… if you want to scare me you should have said you know Hilary…

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

I’ve been bamboozled… checked in a few hours late for flight because I didn’t have my passport on me yesterday… C group… Steph couldn’t check in through the app, checked in when we got to the airport today… A group…

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My life is basically a tale of two Jeff’s… Next month Jeff, that guy is on it, he’s a planner, he saves for the future… and this month Jeff, that guy is an asshole who thinks he has no responsibilities and way too high of a credit limit…

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

If you YouTube “fat white guy drunk on a catamaran”… yes it’s me… no I’m not embarrassed… #honeymoon #cashmeoutside

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

I might not be perfect… but at least I don’t clap when the airplane lands…

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

Had to do a quick day trip to Dallas for work yesterday, beat the GPS by 25 minutes!! #wining

[Jeff Filippi @RealFlipShady]

My favorite club!!!

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

"Lets make a new driver."
"OK."

"We can call it The Sasquatch."
"Sounds good."

"Let's paint it bright yellow."
"I like where you are going with this."

"The head should be square and sound like you hit a metal garbage can with a sledgehammer."
"WE HAVE A WINNER!"

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