The Real Founders

[The Real Founders @RealForeFathers]

@HunterBiden hey man. Getting sober is fucking hard and I appreciate you managing to do it. I got your back.

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@HunterBiden the best part of your account is that you seem to actually be the guy that the Onion was pretending your dad was when he was VP. And I mean that in the best possible way

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@HunterBiden Congratulations. I know it’s hard to keep that at bay.

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@elonmusk @MeghanMcCain Dumb hicks radicalized me

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@thevoiceofevan How bout those Fredericksburg nationals

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@OleTimeHardball What’s it to you? Fuck off.

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@realJoeHoft All of those fucking inbred hicks should spend the next 15-20 years having their assholes traded for bags of microwave popcorn at federal correctional facilities all over the US. Nobody with a brain believes you. Shit the fuck up.

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@JohnStrandUSA You fucking hicks should have spent the next 15 years being traded for bags of microwave popcorn in federal correctional facilities

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@LauraLoomer @grahamformaine I need 3 therapists to recover from looking at your botched plastic surgery

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@neeratanden @DavidFCarty @jonfavs This is why we lose fucking always. The house is burning down and we refuse to use certain buckets because they weren’t ethically sourced. Jesus fucking Christ.

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@Sophisti88 @RonBrownstein @nytimes And that’s why democrats lose fucking always.

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@nypost Wow you guys are a bunch of needle dicked hillbillies

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@spelunky_ I’d root for the Viet Cong on ice before I cheer for those biscuit eating ding dongs

[The Real Founders @RealForeFathers]

@MeghanMcCain Yall are lying about Talarico being vegan. Do shut up Raylene

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@CynicalPublius Yall are a bunch of dumb paranoid hicks

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@AnthonyGalli @EndWokeness I was around 14 when this happened and I realized instantly how much dumb, white, paranoid fucking hicks had to do with that day.

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@BasedMikeLee What did Jesus say about pardoning child molestors and being a corrupt POS politician who cheats on his wife?

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@its_me_jd_again You guys weren’t the Boston Tea Party. You were paranoid angry morons who heard what you wanted to hear and didn’t pay any attention to the dozens of lawsuits that were dismissed out of hand. You ignored evidence from anyone except the news station that lost 750 million in court

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@patriot_savvy Eat my bright red nuts, Raylene. Right wing dipshiits are the first to show up cosplaying with AR-15s, Kevlar and face-covering bandanas.

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@TheBrancaShow This is just another line in the gospel of Cleetus. Total horseshit that you resentment junkies JUST. BELEVE. It’s right there next to “Hillary had dozens of people murdered” or “AOC is a jet-setting welfare queen.” Fucking fish-eyed, hateful inbreds, all of you.