Fred Crase

Composer/songwriter/metalhead/comedian/dad

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.

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@UPS Sent.

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@UPS How fucking hard is it to get a package to an address to which you’ve delivered many times before with no issue, yet you have managed to make this so infinitely fucking complicated. It’s just a shirt, but for the fucking love of god. Just get it in my hands you twats.

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Enter to win a set of Kali UNF (BALLS!) https://t.co/pW1EH7Y119? https://t.co/V7a4XSEV1u I never win things like this, but worth a shot!

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Check out the new song, and my official return to metal vocals! https://t.co/fECmyE6W5r

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Posted a new song: "Kingsblood and the Long Ghosts" https://t.co/VL5YH13CbQ #music https://t.co/fECmyE6W5r

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Posted a new song: "The Sallow Men" https://t.co/Sv1tS2YQGj #music https://t.co/fECmyE6W5r

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@realDonaldTrump Show proof then, you fuckwit.

[Fred Crase @RealFredCrase]

Me: Goodnight, Amelia. I love you.

Amelia: You’re like a 10-hour movie, but I love you too.

Me: ...

Amelia: 😀

Me: I... ok.

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

👍🏾🙂

[⚫️ @DNPthree]

I'll give $1,000 total to 10 people ($100 each) who retweet this within the next 48 hours. Must be following so I can DM you.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

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Days of family self-isolation: 9

Days of gin and pajamas: also 9
#COVID19 #selfisolating #selfloathing #quarantini

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Ah, the hints of spring. Birds begin their songs, insects begin to buzz about here and there, little sprouts of green erupt in ideal places, and fetid mountains of dog shit are revealed in the thawing snow.

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@POTUS @realDonaldTrump Great. Escalating trade conflict. Congrats. Also, what the fuck is wrong with you? #TradeWar #tariffs

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Posted a new song: "Swing" https://t.co/VL7wbjnRVc #music https://t.co/fECmyEowWZ

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Perhaps it was serendipity, or maybe I just think that the fact that a poop emoji pillow even… https://t.co/2NKVzLNgWR

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Finishing the final mix on the most metal kids’ musical in the history of kids’ musicals.… https://t.co/Djvm6jMldi

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Alone at the lake with my dog, a blank notebook, and a mason jar full of bourbon. What better… https://t.co/5AgHYaMU9X

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I have news! New album in the works (two actually), and I'll be starring in (and scoring) an upcoming sci-fi series! Details soon... #busyaf