Emperor of the universe. Strongest person in the universe. Smartest person in the universe. Most succulent person in the universe. #DKCU (Parody account)
Greetings, twitter. From this moment onward I will begin "Twitting". Those who I loathe have started to use this putrid website. Said people are powerful.
I have made the correct assumption that twitting is their source of power. I know it's an honor, but feel free to tell me.