Dave Gerhard

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

@FulhamFC hi guys
What happened to today’s women’s match at Enfield town? Showed up to see FFC Women for the first time and no match taking place

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

@FulhamFC At the end of this video Twitter displays a button suggesting to “Watch Again”. Oh yes please. And several more times after that!

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

@bt_uk guys what is happening in N4 please. 5 days with no internet every day the estimated fix date extended. Customer service lines absolutely no help at all. Shameful

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@KLARAfromSweden Wow! Congratulations. Fantastic news. Kids are amazing. I have two daughters and no time for guitar practice so...ya...three boys...well hopefully the chaos will inspire more awesome music.

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Hey @BilliePeel Never has #Gogglebox been more relevant. “What you say? Stay in and watch tv? Oh hell yes!

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@Dowd2Stephen Unfucking believable. Assholes everywhere.

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Err..was just pushing the buggy around to lull my 1 year old to sleep. Passed by a pub all decorated up and I thought “oh I wonder what’s happening tonight. Luckily I figured out that it must be two people’s combined 20th birthday party. Happy birthday you two...#2020

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Sorry @KLARAfromSweden

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

Itemising flood damage. Oh no! My guitar book! I was definitely going to practice tomorrow....

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

The creepiest thing was being surrounded by rising water from all sides, the back being worse than the front

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

So many people would have tweeted in real time. But I was getting my family situation under control. Now that we’re all safe and sound and have secured temporary accommodation for the next six months and insurance process is gathering momentum. Here is the Gerhard perspective...

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@Dowd2Stephen Could be higher up....just sayin’

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

@FulhamFC ‘Have a bit of that’! So very awesome! Have a bit of that indeed.

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@Dowd2Stephen Nice warming moustaches all round I reckon. And Ander Herrera up front! Genius.

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

Run 30 November between 14:33 and 15:43 as per the opening and closing Gopro footage timestamps. Oh did I mention run ceremoniously with the Selfie Stick held as if it were the olympic torch...Ya that happened.

[Dave Gerhard @RealFuzzyG]

As #Movember2018 comes to a close I submit the results of the informal, run in the cloud version of the Movember 10k; Make that the Movember 11.45k; in about 70mins. Thanks for all your support this @MovemberUK in support of @macmillancancer. Visit https://t.co/lO4nIKufA9

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I feel like I would have made much better time if I had not stopped bot take take selfies (with my back up GoPro) along the way. But it's about the https://t.co/i5gi3ur2Qu presence not the time anyway...

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There were some technical issues (my phone died) and I had to do the route from memory but zigged when I should have zagged @AlexandraPalace so I then didn't couldn't track when I had got to 10k so just kept going...

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@Dowd2Stephen Awesome.

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@MovemberUK @FulhamFC @macmillancancer On the one hand, this Movember my favourite sports team is not doing so well. On the other hand my closer to home team is doing awesomely well including Movember fundraise Papa’s Mo and Matilda’s use of selfie stick! https://t.co/lO4nIKufA9