3rd World Country Club

We work in the kitchen at Mar-A-Lago.
We make his food.
We are certified to handle utensils made of pure gold.
We pee in the coffee pot.
We shit on the chicken!

[3rd World Country Club @RealGaryCleave]

@KatiePhang BREAKING: Trump attorneys have just filed a motion for a Change of Defendant.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

We had press releases about this, we showed it all to you with their laid-out plan in Project 2025... people scoffed at us.
Well, here is Mike Johnson saying Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year.
Good luck.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Susan Collins 30 years ago: “I’ve pledged that if I’m elected I will only serve two terms. 12 years is long enough to be in public service.”

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The US Consumer Price Index CPI (Inflation) Year-over -year: 4.2%

Trump did that!

Thank him for your higher prices across the board.

Trump is the INFLATION and WAR President.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[i Expose Racists & Pedos @SeeRacists]

Christian ‘Pastor Tommy’ pleads guilty after sexually abusing boys in his youth group. He framed some contact as ‘how Jesus greeted disciples’…”

Thomas Pinkerton Jr., 52, pleaded guilty Monday to one count of sexual abuse of a minor under a plea deal. He was a youth pastor at Central Christian Church in Rossville, Baltimore County.

Between 2006 and 2010, Pinkerton sexually abused teenage boys ages 12 to 17 at the time at the church and at his Baltimore County home. At least six men in Maryland (and reports of a seventh in Georgia) came forward describing a clear pattern: he showed favoritism to certain “athletic, good-looking, popular” boys he called his “favorites,” gave massages, held hands, touched them inappropriately, and even shared beds with boys during out-of-state mission trips while his wife stayed with the girls.

Victims described him as a “spiritual father” figure who crossed every boundary. He was arrested in Georgia in August 2025, extradited to Maryland, and initially faced 24 charges.

Under the plea, Pinkerton faces up to 4 years in prison, followed by 5 years of probation and lifetime sex offender registration.

Prosecutors plan to present accounts from additional victims at his December sentencing.
Another predator in a position of spiritual authority preyed on vulnerable boys for years.

How many more churches and communities will fail to protect kids until these “spiritual fathers” are finally held fully accountable?

[Reich-Wing Watch @ReichWingWatch]

🚨A Texas MAGA man has been arrested and accused of horrific crimes against children.

While Louis Noey of Wichita Falls, Texas was sharing posts accusing Democrats of being pro-p*dophile and quoting Bible verses justifying beating children, a 6-year-old and a 9-year-old were telling police he had been s*xually abusing them — continuously.

According to the Wichita Falls Police Department, the two child victims were taken to Patsy’s House, where they were forensically interviewed and provided details of the assaults. When officers spoke with Noey, he openly admitted to s*xually abusing the children.

The 63-year-old was charged with Aggravated S*xual Assault of a Child and Continuous S*xual Abuse of a Child, and booked into Wichita County Jail.

Noey shared a plethora of bible passages, anti-LGBTQ memes, and pro-Trump content on Facebook.

The anti-LGBTQ morality-police are masters of projection. The ones accusing the loudest are always the ones with skeletons in their closets.

May Noey’s hate be a reminder of why Pride Month is so necessary. 🏳️‍🌈

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

🚨BREAKING: Epstein file says Trump knew about underage sex parties occurring at his golf course and that revenue from the club was used to fund them.

Trump has known for days this was about to be published in his home state of Florida.
https://t.co/NrVeCtDXRJ

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Your daily reminder this should be the biggest scandal in American politics right now but nobody seems to care. Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years.

He also doesnt have to register as a sex offender.

https://t.co/V9XqCfrZXv

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

OMFG!

Trump literally just celebrated a massive increase in our trade deficit.

He doesn’t even know what a “widening of our trade deficit” means. He thinks it means that we are exporting more than we’re importing, which would be good, but it means the exact opposite.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 A Republican mayor has been charged with violently choking his pregnant employee.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Democrats are so diabolical and ingenious at rigging elections that Republicans control the presidency, house and senate.

[3rd World Country Club @RealGaryCleave]

Trump will respond!!! Right after his nap.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: President Trump says Iran was responsible for downing a U.S. helicopter near the Strait of Hormuz and that the U.S. "must" respond. https://t.co/P6FahQW6fO

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

New reporting reveals Republican nominee for Iowa Governor Zach Lahn lives full time in Kansas.

Lahn says he plans to move to Iowa only if he is elected.

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

Trump: "We have a man who's doing a great job, I'll tell you. I knew it, because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, he kept me out of jail."

[Wesley @WesleyLowery]

FL police use A.I. to identify a vehicle theft suspect from surveillance video. Based on an "85% match" they arrest and charge Jalil Richardson. He spends 3 months in jail. He loses his job, his home, and custody of his kids.

Richardson lives in N.C.
He's never been to Florida. And his timesheet shows him at work at the time of the crime. No one checked before charging him. https://t.co/2AcQYwq30f

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ted Cruz on Talarico: "If you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, 'masculine' would not be one of them. I mean, if a stiff breeze came by it would blow him over like a feather."

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Republican Chief of Staff has been arrested for sex trafficking and child exploitation.

[3rd World Country Club @RealGaryCleave]

@Jim_Jordan Do you have an actual job? All you seem to do is tweet all day and protect pedophiles.

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

Trump is literally passed out slumped in his chair.

Wtf are we doing people

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

BREAKING: DHS just waived all environmental laws to blast border barriers and roads through Big Bend National Park.

This marks the first time in American history the feds have gutted dozens of laws to push industrial-level construction through a national park.