Gary Cohen

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

@Rotoworld_BB Great! Now he can go back home to Venezuela and relax for 6 days before he and his family is kidnapped and held for ransom.

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

“@Deadspin: John Rocker: The Holocaust wouldn't have happened if the Jews had guns: http://t.co/NnJygoUa”. Haha true dat

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

It was only a matter of time before a Chiefs player killed himself #boohoo #myteamsucks

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Just woke up. Did I miss Thanksgiving? #heroin #HappyThanksgiving #imthemanrightnow

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

My Halloween costume #ghost #imthemanrightnow

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Is it too early in the day to be coked up beyond belief ? #footballsunday #im

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Horny as fuck! #boner #i

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Anyone know a good place to bury a dead prostitute? #justwondering

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Just shit myself on Turners home run call, but I'll stick it out for the next 3 innings. #warrior #imthemanrightnow #LGM

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Since my DUI my friends have driven me to every game #myniggas #LGM

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Since my DUI my friends have drove me to every game #myniggas #LGM

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Terry Collins says Murphy is tired and will give him a few days of rest. What did Strawberry do when he was tired? #cocaine #86Mets #LGM

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

@KBurkhardtSNY is my homeboy. Great pic, great time. We both got laid that night. #imthemanrightnow #bigswingingdicks

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Cup of joe, YouPorn and then off to Citi Field #earlybirdgetstheworm

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

Mets lose 5-2. Honestly I don't give a fuck anymore. #imthemanrightnow

[Gary Cohen @RealGaryCohen]

How bout a fucking rally here #LGM #imthemanrightnow