Gil León

Novelist. Look for my upcoming book, Forsooth! on Amazon.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

MLB gave Trump tickets because he requested them? Are you effing kidding me? Fuck MLB! @mlb

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@SachaBaronCohen Blaming Facebook and Instagram, or any social media site, is like blaming the phone company because somebody called you and breathed funny.

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Congrats, @mlb, your thug umps stole a game from the Astros, just as you ordered. #mlbcorruption #joewestsucks #robotumpsforever

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@JustinVerlander You can, JV. Just offer to come back to the Stros for a very reasonable price!

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@POTUS Okay, but when will the marriage tax be abolished? $400K each, or $400K per couple? Because taxing nonmarried couples differently from married couples is egregious and wrong. Abolish the marriage tax.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@bobasbounty76 @steve_vladeck @TxDPS Bot liar.

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@LogginsMarty @maddow Condescending but true. Unfortunately, the republicans have established a beachhead in that realm that will be nearly impossible to overcome.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@JustinVerlander La Macchina.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@JuddApatow Before you had a smartphone did you have any idea how greasy your fingers were?

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@ConanOBrien I’m also old and unskilled, maybe we could collaborate.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

OMG, what happened? Ohtani lost? Boo-hoo, MLB! @mlb #ohtanisucks #mlbcorruption

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@MLB @GerritCole45 Cole will never pitch in the post-season again, unless the @yankees trade him. #colesucks #yankeessuck

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

Felt like I was hallucinating when Altuve walked it off against the @yankees today. The Yanks thought his lease on them had expired, but guess what: it wasn’t a lease, he owns their ass. Only way to keep the umps from stealing the game.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

ONCE AGAIN, CORRUPT MLB ROBS ASTROS. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. @mlb @mlbonfox #mlbcorrupt #umpssuck #umpsonthetake

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

HEY MLB, WHY ISNT THE CLEVELAND MANAGER EJECTED FOR SPITTING ON THE FIELD? @MLB

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

WHY IS THE CLEVELAND MANAGER ALLOWED TO SPIT ON THE FIELD? THE PANDEMIC IS NOT OVER.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@magemage3737 That was a lot of mone spent on braces.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@MLB @Rangers Cute.

[Gil León @RealGil_Leon]

@roywoodjr Truth! I cannot wait until that kid is 35.