Bob Gnarly

Musician, Comedian, Podcaster, Author, Professional Driver

[Bob Gnarly @RealGnarlyBob]

“Fuck retro anything, fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and fuck your short memories. Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.” - MJK

[Bob Gnarly @RealGnarlyBob]

@tyrion79 @PrisonPlanet

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@WorldPeace33334 @BernieSpofforth

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Do you think she knows where the lies are located? I don’t. https://t.co/2nZZnI9CEu

[Vinay Prasad MD MPH @VPrasadMDMPH]

Every organization mandating boosters in young healthy people knowing the data on omicron's breakthrough rate despite boosting is making a big error.

It is ethically bankrupt, it is scientifically bankrupt, and it is going to cause serious damage to future vaccination efforts.

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@jennajameson Welcome back, dovey poo.

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Tool - Ænema https://t.co/ItONDwn4wH via @YouTube

[Bob Gnarly @RealGnarlyBob]

If you’re going to call yourself a “progressive” and you’re going to worship failed inventions that predate the science fiction film and teddy bears, I’m going to call you out on your bullshit. You know this is true.

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Marxism is less hip than these shoes that were invented in 1890. Are you beginning to comprehend just how out of date your shit show is? Is there any wonder in the world how I was able to demolish your bullshit so quickly? If not, then check again.

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“I love muh German Marxism.” the Billionaire blog humping shitekite echoed. “Long live muh German inventions.

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The first powder for firearms was invented in 1884 and its more hip than Marxism. Don’t you think you should have been able to improve on your previous invention by now, you dumb kunt?

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Marxism is less hip than the Monopoly board game. It’s less hip than fucking roller skates. It nearly matches the year that the steam locomotive was invented, if you consider the fact that nobody uses it. Marxism is way less hip than those very first cellphones. Update your shit.

[Bob Gnarly @RealGnarlyBob]

Marxism is less hip than Nintendo Entertainment System.

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Deftones - Back To School (Mini Maggit) https://t.co/jMYr653QN4 via @YouTube

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Marxists are even more conservative than conservatives. They’re still debating economic theories from over 100 years ago, even if they were born in the 80s. It’s time to move on, dog. “Transpose, or stop your life. It’s what you do.”

[Bob Gnarly @RealGnarlyBob]

These Tutankhamunists are ruining society! They adhere to the tenets of Tutankhamunism. God damnit. Don’t you think Abraham Lincoln expects us to one-up his contribution? Don’t you think Washington anticipates something more complicated than 1776? You better, you son of a bitch.

[Bob Gnarly @RealGnarlyBob]

Karl Marx died in 1883. Don’t you think he’s a little old to know wtf is going on? Why don’t we have something more modern, like Smithism, Johnsonism, or Brownism? You aren’t a peasant are you? I didn’t think so.

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@EliStrawmanning @PrisonPlanet Huh?