Not So Slim Shady

I'm Stephen and I don't know what I want out of life aside from being happy.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

You gotta admit, John Kennedy is hilarious.

[El mismísimo Alpharius @VictorM35230768]

Si

[🇺🇸Trazyn, the Infinite🇺🇸 @Steal_your_shit]

@Focus_entmt https://t.co/E8w4mYuaVt

[Dino 🦖 @Tyrannosaur117]

@Focus_entmt WHERE IS MAGNUS

[Focus Entertainment @Focus_entmt]

All my homies love this guy

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a CSX freight train crashes into a semi-truck carrying a military army tank 

📌#GooseCreek | #SouthCarolina

Watch wild video captured earlier this afternoon in Goose Creek, South Carolina shows an 18-wheeler carrying a military tank getting stuck on railroad tracks and being struck by a CSX freight train. Numerous bystanders witnessed the incident. Officials reported that the truck, using a lowboy trailer to transport an M109 Paladin Howitzer tank, became stuck while crossing the tracks. The oncoming train collided with the truck, causing significant damage. Fortunately, no injuries were reported, and the driver refused treatment. ‘It’s not every day you see a tank get smashed by a train,’ some workers joked

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

Pointed his gun at a K-9 and paid the price for it.

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

FAFO Highlights

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Phoenix police officer pulls over a driverless Waymo car for driving on the wrong side of the road leading the nonexistent driver to roll the windows down to speak with the police.

This is hilarious.

Waymo has since released a statement, apparently blaming the incident on "inconsistent construction signage."

The car "was blocked from navigating back into the correct lane" for about 30 seconds when the officer pulled it over.

"In an effort to clear the intersection, the Waymo vehicle proceeded forward a short distance and pulled into the next available parking lot," the company said.

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

After stabbing a woman several times, a coward is turned into a holey man.

#Leadicillin

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Watch this dipsh*t crying like a little b*tch.

[OutdoorsWI @outdoorswi1]

This man knows his shit

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

“We don’t do that in America” is the most iconic line of the year so far

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

he’s actually finished 😭

[𝙻̷𝚞̷𝚜̷ 📯 @Theylovelus]

Zendaya when she saw Tom holland taking back shots 😭