Matthew Carlson

Seminoles and Pirates

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

Don't touch Tom Brady ever.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

The state of Tennessee beats up on the Gators and Canes, Noles are rolling, good day to be an FSU fan 🍢

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

Noles be living rent free in Gator and Canes fans heads

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

With so much going on in the sports world right now, I completely forgot it's Bobby Bonilla Day!

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

@lllllZacklllll @alcesanna @Chewy Did the exact same thing for us when our Shepherd passed away in 2020. Great company, that cares.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

I thought Tom Brady being eliminated from the playoffs was going to be the best part of my day, then I got to see this game.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

This is some wildness

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Andy Reid has forgotten more football than I will ever know, but I know you don't take the ball out of Mahomes hands at that point.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

@ramseyboltin Guy fucked around and found out

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

I'm pretty sure the ESPN mics just caught Bama fans chanting "fuck UT" on the extra point, and I'm laughing my ass off as I tweet this.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

It's "I couldn't care less" not "I could care less"

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

The Simone Biles hate is disgusting. She has won 4 Gold Medals for this country, and the people who are saying she "quit" should go pound sand.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

Bongino's face looks like Ryan Seacrest is trying to push out a huge dump.

[WVNN Hot Take Line: 866-494-WVNN (text or talk) @WVNN]

Dan Bongino is coming to WVNN!

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

I've seen a bar fight or 2 in my day, and I'm guessing this one started cuz a drunk dude wanted to try Donald and he got F'd up.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

A Pittsburgh attorney has said he will file assault charges against Aaron Donald for allegedly attacking a man in Pittsburgh on April 11, per @AndySheehankdka

https://t.co/Cjs6g5FOKT

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

This is freaking phenomenal, and I welcome anyone to explain to me why it isn't

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

LeBarn James really built his own rebounding machine 😯

(via will.hartzell/Instagram)

[Dove Cameron Backup & lifestyle @DoveCameroheaz]

Jason Whitlock is that dude who thinks washing down a large pizza with a diet coke is a healthy alternative.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

Big 10 having a rough 1st round

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Every achievement begins with a willingness to try.

[Matthew Carlson @RealHambone]

@APEntertainment @AP @museumofplay If Contra isn't in the HOF, the whole thing is a sham.